Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Was just making an observation on Bill's packet

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:^O

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... and *snipe*!

B-)

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

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... or not, as the case may be!

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Was just making an observation on Bill's packet

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:^O

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]:)

[bill-xxx]

... and *snipe*!

B-)

Well done, Caution 🙂

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person 🙂

*what a liberty!* X-(

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Oops, sorry Caution, it appears Charlie got the snipe.

Comes in here as an when she pleases and snatches a snipe! pffft!

:^O

[tommy.irene]

Its after 6pm and we are still here ,what is the yank going to say now to all the people who believed him..

[09charliegirl]

Hi Bill and Caution! :^O

There was no-one here a minute ago...:O

That was a mojito, Caution ...it's rum... so watch out if you are drinking both of them......

[bill-xxx]

Hi Charlie :-x

Mine was a mojito too...:O

Caution will be swinging from the chandelier 😮

[hansy564]

Why Thank you landlord and Cheers

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Oh err!  That was lemonade with a kick!

*grits teeth*

Good snipe, Charlie.

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Charlie ~ a drink for you. It's typiclly tropical and quite topical. Try it ~ you'll love it...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Oh err!  That was lemonade with a kick!

*grits teeth*

Good snipe, Charlie.

:^O

Don't encourage her, Caution. She'll be laid up with snipe fever for a week...:^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

So you'd rather I didn't mention the sniping possibilities where palindromes are concerned then?

[09charliegirl]

Caution will be swinging from the chandelier 😮

Not quite ...but close! :^O

I got the snipe.?! 😮

Sorry Caution!:-x

It was much more by luck then planning! :^O

[bill-xxx]

So you'd rather I didn't mention the sniping possibilities where palindromes are concerned then?

Where did the palindrome come into it? ?:|

And come down from our priceless chandelier! :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

I got the snipe.?! 😮

Sorry Caution!:-x

It was much more by luck then planning! :^O

Them's the best sort! :^O

Bill, on long freds, it is permissable to snipe not only 69s and 100s, but palindromes as well.  So, 1001 for example.  This is especially prized cos it is a double axis rotational palindrome.  (Cut it in half horizontally or vertically and the two parts will fold onto each other.  This is slightly theoretical, as it depends on the exact typeface.)

The next palindrome will be 1111.  Should get there by the morning. 😛

[bill-xxx]

I GOT YOU A DRINK CHARLIE!!

I haven't had one yet.

Do you catch the hint there? :^O

[bill-xxx]

Double axis rotational palindrome. ?:|

I can hear the cry going out now

"Yipee, I've got a double axis rotational palindrome!"

:_|

:^O

😛

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Think I'll work those drinks off with a little swim.  Anyone going to join me?