Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Cheers Bill, I'm dabbling in  new world wines tonight, do you have a Chilean Cab Sauv by any chance? 😄

A Chilean Cab Sauv..?

I'll check the wine cellar for you, Jake 🙂

*there's always one, ain't there!* X-(

:^O

[09charliegirl]

Well I plunged £49.50 ~ my life's savings ~ into this business so I think I'm entitled to a little tipple now and then. 😐

You splashed out then? :^O

A vodka & orange would be rather nice 🙂

Here you go....:-x

Btw, once Harry sees those jokes ^^there, I think we'll be toast..:O:^O

Both barrels I reckon...:^O

😮

I shall get her a drink on the house ...two....three.....

how much profit are we making?  :^O

[bill-xxx]

Here we are, Jake. There's a glass on the bar...:-)

[tommy.irene]

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ...

[jake*the*plumber]

Ah Central Valley, the nation's finest, you are spoiling me William B-)

[bill-xxx]

Thanks Charlie. I need that! :-x

Well I plunged £49.50 ~ my life's savings ~ into this business so I think I'm entitled to a little tipple now and then.

You splashed out then? :^O

Do you know, that question was really asking for trouble! :^O:^O

Btw, once Harry sees those jokes ^^there, I think we'll be toast..

Both barrels I reckon... :^O

I shall get her a drink on the house ...two....three..... how much profit are we making? :^O

Profit? Huh! Boogie's just @@@@@@ in the brandy barrel, that mule has eaten the garden and the Friday night bouncers are fakes! 😞

:^O

Just 'sweet-talk' her... 😄

[Anonymous]

[bill-xxx]

[Anonymous]

You can't escape me old boy....

[09charliegirl]

:^O

Typical!

*Shouts after fleeing landlord....what about a drink for Harry!*

Tsk! Oh well...

Hi Harry 😄

Your drinks are all on the house....that is, if there is still a house left! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Typical!

*Shouts after fleeing landlord....what about a drink for Harry!*

I was running to warn you, Charlie sweet. 😮

Besides, I have my best white shirt on and red doesn't suit me anyway 😄

[Anonymous]

Now that is music to my ears. :-x

I would like a very large glass of ......pisang ambon with fresh pressed orange juice...two cubes of ice and a lemon slice. 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Pisang ambon ? 😮

Can you say that on here? 😐

Or are you just taking the pisang? 😄

[bill-xxx]

One glass of pisang for Harry :^O

Sorry, can't help laughing. Someone called our beer a similar name the other day :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

I've never seen pisang that colour before :^O

Evening young Grubby :-x

[Anonymous]

Hellloooo big boy...:-x

[jake*the*plumber]

Easy now........this is a respectable establishment B-)

[Anonymous]

Respectable?

It was only the other day that our dear barman was cautioned for sexual harassment...:O

And if I remember well....you wouldn't have minded a piece of the action....B-)

[bill-xxx]

Respectable? It was only the other day that our dear barman was cautioned for sexual harassment.

😮 Harry! That is not true! 😮

I am the Landlord! :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

The nearest I've got to any action was the bleddy cat doing the rubby thing around my feet before it disappeared in a cloud of smoke B-)

Mind you the tart on the sofa the other night was a bit of anm eyeful ]:)