Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Really? 🙂

But do drop in tomorrow. Might have some news for you...:-)

[suzieseaside]

😄

It's a Hat Trick !

[bill-xxx]

SELF-SERVICE SCHEME IN OPERATION DURING OUR ABSENCE.

We are busy discussing the possibility of employing extra staff ~ so behave!

Official notice will follow later.

CCTV in operation for your own safety - thank you for your co-operation

Bill & Charlie :-x:-x

[tommy.irene]

I wish Bill would turn the TV up.

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

*potters in*

*instructs Bill on coffee requirements*

A morning joke for you. 🙂

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight..
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight.. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

:^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O:^O

Good Morning caution :-x

Loved the joke! Great start to the day! :^O

Your coffee...

[bill-xxx]

😮

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Lovely coffee, ta, Bill. :-x

I didn't think the Sun ever had any news. :^O

[bill-xxx]

So true, Caution. Need the Daily Mail for that...:-D

[skyfly2112]

slips in through side door...

Afnoon bill.. I am very well thank you, just in during lunch break, sneeked on as only one in office today.

Please can I have a hot choco and a Hot Pot please... you do do food as well don't you?... or have I wandered into the wrong bar.........

*** resists the urge to ask for something stronger*** as it is only lunch time and have letters to type.

Glad you like the sign, will pop in after work later and flop on the couch, dump the briefcase and loosen my tie and down a vodka or two.

Can I start a slate up and pay monthly?

[bill-xxx]

Good afternoon, Lin :-x

One hot chocolate. Hot pot on its way...:-)

[bill-xxx]

...and one hotpot.

I will stick it on the slate! 😄

Nice to see you, Lin...

Enjoy your hotpot...

[bill-xxx]

Glad you like the sign, will pop in after work later and flop on the couch, dump the briefcase and loosen my tie and down a vodka or two.

Yes, we loved the sign. Gave us a real laugh. :^O

Will have the vodkas ready for you when you finish work...

[skyfly2112]

Thanks Bill, maybe you could get some of t hose little marshmallows to put in the hot chocco, they are lush.

the hot pot was lovely warm and filling on this cold windy day.

[skyfly2112]

Will have the vodkas ready for you when you finish work...

oh, and no lemon please. will see you later, have to get back to work now, lunch over.

[Anonymous]

Hi guys. 🙂

Just a quick coffee please Bill or Charlie...

I'm playing photographer today and the model is getting herself ready...

[bill-xxx]

Hi Harry :-x

You okay?

The model is getting herself ready?  Sounds interesting...

[suzieseaside]

Hi :-x  A quick G&T for me please. Have just worn myself out trying to explain the complexities of weather in a short space of time for steve!

Just a single please B&C as I must get straight back to work after.

You taking pics of your eldest harry?

[bill-xxx]

Hi Suzie :-x

Explaining the weather? Wants some explaining down her - @@@@@@@ sun's not shining! :^O

Enjoy your drink..

[suzieseaside]

Thanks - that does look refreshing.

Lovely here on the UK Costa del Sol 😄