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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Is Bill still in hiding?.
I was expecting him to arrange a party for my wedding anniversary tomorrow and the dogs birthday.
Hmmmmm............. Yes that landlord of ours is taking a long holiday it seems. Maybe he's on gardening duty.
I got a new keyboard.Iwassohappygetting a white one that I spilled my coffee allover it, and now the keysstick. I have to push really hard to typeanything. Never mind I have nothing interesting to sayanyway. Not today.
@marg*e wrote:Is Bill still in hiding?.
I was expecting him to arrange a party for my wedding anniversary tomorrow and the dogs birthday.
Margs, have you taken leave of your senses ? He can't even arrange his toupè on straight, never mind a party
He can just about manage to arrange half a dozen daffs in a vase. 
And if push comes to shove, I'll say it was Harriet that told me to say that. 
Harry, I used to always be on at my daughters to be careful with drinks near the keyboards, so you can imagine what I had to put up with when I knocked a full cup of coffee over it.
Hi EMb.
I'll make other arrangements then.
STOP PRESS.
Our Mine Host will be back shortly to dispense more alcohol, herbal teas, decaff coffee, and hot chocolate, together with lots of good cheer. He will also administer hints and tips on cookery, DIY, gardening, how to care for your cats, and how to make useful things from cornflake packets and sticky backed plastic.
He is undergoing a Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen make-over on his Kentish mansion (Che Doc) as we speak, and is hoping to complete this before the next Kent & Sussex Morris Dancing Tournament (details to be announced), is in full swing. He has currently had trouble with the 'Animal Rights' people, who have closed down his whelk stall on Margate seafront. They claim that whelks have rights too. At present he is in talks with the RSPB with a view to setting up a viable concern (and in competition with RM), by introducing to the public, a carrier pigeon service.
We'd all like to wish him well in his decorating, and his new business venture, and hope that it works out right for him. #MAKEITRIGHT.
*cue Animal's son*
P.S.
I think there is some confusion regarding Marg's overdue membership fee to his Fan Club, but I may have got that wrong. Apologies if I have. *cough*
Religion kept us away from here, but now all the big questions have been answered we can carry on with our normal lives again.
@Anonymous wrote:Religion kept us away from here, but now all the big questions have been answered we can carry on with our normal lives again.
That's what you think. After a brief sojourn, the thread has sprang into life again. Could go on longer than the famous 'Should England get out of Ireland' thread. 
Thanks McB. That image has just put me off my Prawn Cocktail. *glares at McB*
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:That's what you think. After a brief sojourn, the thread has sprang into life again. Could go on longer than the infamous 'Should England get out of Ireland' thread.
sorted that for you Embs
Hi RC,
Welcome to asylum, like the famous Eagles song
Help ! I can't seem to get out of this thread. The page has froze.
