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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Will there be fresh cream and strawberries ?
Do NOT touch the Smörgåsbord in here. Everything tastes of Pringles.
(And I'll bet tomorrow is Sunday).
Sorry, right out of Cockles. Will a Waldorf Salad do ?
Knowing this place they're probably right out of Waldorfs too. 
No Embs there will not be fresh cream and strawberries - Wimbledon is another 3 months away sweetheart xx
However there may be champagne (pink obviously) if Bill has any in the fridge.
Oh, I love those yellow stilettos. I have shoes the same colour but with kitten heels.
Anyway, We had the winner of the race. 
Paid for some tobacco.
I doubt if there is any champagne in this place, but I'm sure we can find some alcohol somewhere.
Oh yes, how apt for this establishment. The Mad Hatter's Tea Party.com.
Bring on the dancing girls......
(Dancing girls below).
