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bill-xxx · ‎14-05-2011

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

bill-xxx · ‎05-04-2015

@suzieseaside wrote:
Yoo hoo Bill Good to see you out on parole.

Your gonna need some help to clear up this mess.

Moi? Nope, sorry, I'm digging a hole for a toad pond tomorrow, but harry is ready and willing

Hi Suzie. Yeah, they let me out for bad behaviour. What do you think of the Bar now we've brought it down to the level where it was when we left it?

I see you're not keen to help. Well, it's okay for the toads but what about me? Harry will take it as an insult if I ask her. Shots could be fired!

Anonymous · ‎05-04-2015

Clyde ain't happy. His comments were removed. He apparently offended someone who doesn't understand banter between friends.

Anyway, let's get back on the road.

https://youtu.be/i98QrSSHxo4

fallen-archie · ‎05-04-2015

I suppose the gesture made excited the mods and those puritans who surf the net seeking out troublesome Apes.

Iced finger anyone?

suzieseaside · ‎05-04-2015

My pond digger was too T&E for any exertion today, so I had a bit of a tidy up for you - just this once, mind, until I get you a bullet-proof vest.

Al has staggered off to a park bench

And I have hauled archie, logs and embs into the tap room to sleep it off.

All that we are is what we have thought.

tommy.irene · ‎06-04-2015

..New seats for the Bar..

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.

Anonymous · ‎06-04-2015

Great idea! and when not in use I can use it for target practice.

Anonymous · ‎06-04-2015

electric*mayhem*band · ‎06-04-2015

@Anonymous wrote:
Clyde ain't happy. His comments were removed. He apparently offended someone who doesn't understand banter between friends.

Anyway, let's get back on the road.

May I ask who Clyde is ? No best not. A still tongue rules a wise head.

As you rightly say Harriet, let's get back on the road. Let's get back on the road with the Muppets. (Apropos for this thread).

'Probably the greatest band in the world..............EVER' !