Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

   Gets ready for lunch.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

[bill-xxx]

                 Tastes good! Any dessert? 

[Anonymous]

here you go.

[Anonymous]

entertainment is being arranged for this afternoon.

[bill-xxx]

     Very nice but I shouldn't have eaten all that!    Thanks, but I'll skip the entertainment for a while.

[bill-xxx]

  Feeling better now.     Got anything else to eat?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Stop feeding the cat!

[Anonymous]

What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Taste OK though.

[al**bear]

[tommy.irene]

[tommy.irene]

[electric*mayhem*band]

  

May I recommend the coffee sold in this establishment ?

I've just used it to strip a pine sideboard.

[Anonymous]

Good afternoon my friends.

[margaret*e]

Morning Harry and all, just finished one.

[electric*mayhem*band]

This place is going has gone down the pan.

[suzieseaside]

Yoo hoo Bill Good to see you out on parole.

Your gonna need some help to clear up this mess.

Moi? Nope, sorry, I'm digging a hole for a toad pond tomorrow, but harry is ready and willing