Anyone know what time it is? 
Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
@al**bear wrote:Harry
Do you think Bill shares a wardrobe with Howard ?
Not too sure who Howard is but if he's 'orrible then Harry will say 'yes'! 
Good afternoon harry, I didn't realise you were still propping up the bar in this den of iniquity 
I used to frequent this establishment some years ago, do they still let you tether your mule in the lean to round the back? 
No, My mule has done some damage to the plumbing of this fine place and until we can get someone to fix it he can't come in.
You any good at fixing things? We could do with a Jack of all trades here. 
@jd.linklater wrote:Sorry I can't help you with that one, plumbing was bad for my health so I gave it up some time ago. I see the staff are a bit thin on the ground, do you still have to help yourself to drinks here?
You can try. While you're at it would you mind very much looking out for our two rottweilers? Not been fed today. Thanks.
If you want coffee in this place you better bring your own............they have rats and you never know what gets in your coffee here....
@bill-xxx wrote:
@marg*e wrote:I popped in for coffee, but I've suddenly gone off the idea.
I can do you a nice tea?
*goes looking for cat*
