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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Morning all, checks for rodents before ordering anything.
Types letter of complaint to anyone I can think of.
@marg*e wrote:Morning all, checks for rodents before ordering anything.
Types letter of complaint to anyone I can think of.
Nooooo! That are Sunderland rodents! 
Good morning btw...
*rocks Gertrude to sleep*
Good Morning everyone.
No rats this morning.....the coffee tastes lovely, must be the new coffee powder.
I wish to make a complaint.
I left my Anorak in that cupboard masquerading as a cloakroom, and I find that my password to this gaff - the RT that is - has been removed. Well not to put too fine a point on it, nicked ! I have just spotted Logs on another thread. Has he been snooping and poking around in here ? The security in this joint is appalling. People can just breeze in and breeze back out again taking anything that isn't nailed down, and some things that are. There's not a concierge in sight, the reception is unmanned, and the bar staff non existent. High time there was at least a security camera installed.
Due to the aforementioned theft, I will not be responsible for any posts made under my ID, unless they are approved by myself..
*sweeps out of thread in high dudgeon*
I have noted your complaint, Embsie, and have installed, at my own expense, CCTV throughout the Bar and surrounding area. Do you recognise the shifty-looking character below?
PS. There is no reward ~ sorry.
@bill-xxx wrote:
@marg*e wrote:Morning all, checks for rodents before ordering anything.
Types letter of complaint to anyone I can think of.
Nooooo! That are Sunderland rodents!
Good morning btw...
*rocks Gertrude to sleep*
I categorically deny (try spelling that first thing in the morning)that I brought it in, was it wearing a Sunderland strip?.
@marg*e wrote:
I doubt if I could spell it in the afternoon! 
@Anonymous wrote:
Good Morning everyone.
No rats this morning.....the coffee tastes lovely, must be the new coffee powder.
Coffee powder? We have coffee beans. Anyone seen my snuff box?
I popped in for coffee, but I've suddenly gone off the idea.
@marg*e wrote:I popped in for coffee, but I've suddenly gone off the idea.
I can do you a nice tea?
*goes looking for cat*
@Anonymous wrote:Coffee and apple pie anyone?
Thank you, but I do not deal with doorstep sellers. Doorstep buyers, yes!
*goes back to till and counts money*
