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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
@logbox wrote:Guess I will have to not bother washing my feet before the wedding and claim I have black socks on.
That food was a bit of alright, reminded me of the time we all went round Marges for tea, EMB ended up in horsepital because he ate to much and Doc was exposed as the charlatan when he passed out while taking his temperature.
You never washed them when you were a patient at my surgery. I had to clean your feet with petrol and a blowlamp.
And I only passed out because Marg joked about me paying for the tea. (stinky feet!) 
logbox wrote:That food was a bit of alright, reminded me of the time we all went round Marges for tea, EMB ended up in horsepital because he ate to much and Doc was exposed as the charlatan when he passed out while taking his temperature.
Erm er, hang on a second. I ended up in hospital because margs gave me a lump of chicken that the dogs had finished with. When I asked her why it was shredded, she said it wasn't, that it was new from Lidl, and it was called 'pulled'.
Oh and can you please return my dentures ? I had to borrow a set from Rob Beckett. I look like Worzel Gummidge.
@Anonymous wrote:
@al**bear wrote:Brethern please join in with the Pub song
Amen
Turns up the volume to deaden Harry's banging!
Good Morning pop pickers, Fluff Freeman here. Thought we'd start off the day with a dedication to Willum's missus - the not so famous one that is - with a little toon from Chas and Dave. Enjoy your day dear, but steer clear of Popeye Pete's Cockles and Whelks Stall. Not good for laydees who are expecting the patter of them there tiny little feet.......Here we go then.......
*puts needle on turntable*
Incidentally, has Logs been here ? This chair's wet !
Thanks for the Royal Song, Embsie. 
As for the 'wet chair'. Well I wondered what was dripping through the ceiling. Fortunately it did no serious damage ~ most of it dripped into Harry's coffee. That'll be extra!
*waves to Kate*
Here a mo, what's wrong with your PA system ? Have the rats been chewing at the wires ? There's no sound coming through in here. That record was fine when I tried it out on YOU TUBE's sound system. Honestly, this place has gone to pot.......again.
By the way, without trawling through all the back pages, why was this gaff closed initially ? Was it the infestation of cockroaches, or the plague of vermin ? Or did the council not give you planning permission for that asbestos lean-to for smokers ?
You might also like to try having a box of Pampers behind the bar for the incompetent incontinent folk among us. *tuts*
@logbox wrote:
talking of which I believe EMB and Doc both still owe me a fiver each for that nice aftershave I sold you, did you manage to pull any decent birds?
Old Spice you said it was, and when I had the man from Boots the Chemist analyse it - not because you've duped me before with things, but because I don't trust you - turned out it was watered down Duck Toilet Cleaner. *insert angry smiley here*
