This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of "JOHN SMITH'S BITTER" cheap at my Local Shop.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a Petrol Court, where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?”...
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer have you got?"
