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ronnybabes · ‎17-09-2014

Ronny asked the waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there..' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at me, then decided to send a reply to me by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to me.

The note read: 'Hi I'm Rose. For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your trousers......
After reading the note, I decided to compose one of my own in return.
I folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read: 'Just to let you know Rose, things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in St Tropez and Marbella, and a 10,000 acre estate in Norfolk, plus a Lodge in Wales.
There is over £20 million in my bank account and portfolio.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches.
Just send the wine back Rose.