17-11-2013 3:14 AM
I bring my best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.
My wife screams at me as my friend listens in,
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
17-11-2013 10:00 AM
Silence is golden................. innit.
17-11-2013 11:12 AM
08-08-2017 7:46 AM
You should give your friend some chill time with your wife-leave them alone for hour or so
08-08-2017 8:46 AM
08-08-2017 12:20 PM
Oops sorry just a suggestion !!! 👅
12-08-2017 2:59 PM