The (new) last to post here wins, thread :-)

[dragon.too]

OK, so these at ebay towers have demolished the door to our dungeon, we've been up all night tunnelling in again, and here's the new entrance!

Hopefully all the guards will soon find their way back in, and 'normal' service will be resumed as soon as possible.

The inmates seem to still be here, also the torture play room and all the usual toys. The young dragons were a bit peckish, so good job we got back in today - tomorrow may have seen them nibbling the inmates!

The hot chocolate wasn't very hot when I got back in, but is now fresh, and storecupboards and fridges full of the usual food.

Apologies to any innmates who have missed some meals, but bacon butties coming soon, to compensate for our 'technical' hitch. ___________________________________________________________________________

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

[dragon.smail]

Extra sweets?? .......will see how the budget goes.

Choccy tree?

I'll ask.....................

'Computer says no!'

[buddababe]

Humpf!!! - Sulkin' now.............

:^O:^O:^O:^O

[cazzarat]

Tidies  and makes room on shelf ready for Advent calendar delivery, looks scrummy!!!!!

Will have to remember to lock cell door as if I don't with some of the new guards about all I will be left with is tissue paper:^O

[buddababe]

:^O:^O

***I've got a skeletoN key...........:^O]:)

[buddababe]

WOW! Absolutely dead in here and on the boards.

Still, on the bright side I've cleared up all the chocklit that's been left laying around, so at least the rooms clean and tidy - I've alwayz been so caring like that!!! :^O:^O

[fairyfoot]

Um, what's that about you have frown all the sweet fings away Bud?, hmm, now that's not fair 😞 I will tell, I weeeeley will.:^O

Erm, your caring, is caring, but not in my book, page 36 paragraph 3, it says 'Fairy has the job of clearing all the swee..............um, who wrote 'sweet wrappers?'.:O.huh..I am the Official Chocolate Taster,:-D as Mally has made me a badge 😄 and it is sooo lovely, and pink too, so there, huh, now then, lemmeee see what you got in your pockets!!..X-(

Fankoo Mally, my badge is lovely 😄 and no matter about the other one being out of date. 😄

Such a lovely Choccie Tree there Dragon 😄 are you sure we can't have one?, I will look after it, and clear away any choccie bits that fall orf it?.:^O

Pst, Cazz, guess what? X-( you will 'never' believe this but um Bud has got a skeleton key,:O yep, don't tell Bud I told you though will you not?.;-).OUCH, 😮 ah, hehe, erm, hello Bud, lovely eveninK isn't it?.:^O

[buddababe]

:^O:^O:^O:^O

Saweeeeeeeeee I'm late, but was cleaning up fings around the chocklit tree - that's if we had one **fink I got away wiv dat!!*

BuT on page 35 paragraph 7 fairy, it says "Bud clears up all the sweet and chocklit fings" - just doing my job - oh, so caring!!!.....:^O:^O

Waiting for the rest of the daily delivery [munch, munch]

[fairyfoot]

Ah, lemmeee look then at 35 paragraph 7>>>> erm, huh, well, I um, I will get my ownios then, and mine will be biggerer and more chocolateyerer :^O

Lovely sunshine again, cold of course, but I will be coldererer when I get back from the frozen food soon.

Can you save my seat for me please Bud, the one near to the fire?, fankoo..>>>> byeee for now.:^O

[dragon.smail]

Yes, we know Bud has a skeleton key, but Bud has forgotten we have new electronic locks that are being gradually activated on all levels, (replacing the traditional locks) and they'll be reaching the final floors of the dungeon by midnight Nov 30th.  

So.... short lived craftiness! 

After that the locks will mainly work on eye or fingerprint recognition, backed up by master control in secret location!   

Much easier to control who goes where that way!  

Most area guards /dragons have been collecting lights,decs and festive things already.

The trees (green, not edible) will be arriving Saturday morning and can be collected from bedide gardeners' sheds. We have lots of pots and stands etc. that can be collected at the same time from the aforementioned gardeners' sheds!

[dragon.smail]

Our bedide gardeners have pointed out the type in my previous post!

..........and can be collected from bedide gardeners' sheds. 

This should have read 

'..........and can be collected from beside our eminently talented gardeners' sheds.'

*Ye Gads! what with bickering guards and inmates, feisty teenage dragons and grumpy cooks, all I need now is touchy bedide gardeners!* 

[buddababe]

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Yes, we know Bud has a skeleton key, but Bud has forgotten we have new electronic locks that are being gradually activated on all levels, (replacing the traditional locks) and they'll be reaching the final floors of the dungeon by midnight Nov 30th.  

So.... short lived craftiness! 

After that the locks will mainly work on eye or fingerprint recognition, backed up by master control in secret location!   

Much easier to control who goes where that way!  

Ummmmmmmmmm>>>>>>>>>>>>Just digged out what I need for the new locks............:O:^O:^O

 

[buddababe]

Had a nice day and cleaned out the comfy room. Christmas tree arrived and I finally got around to decorating it, although I can't find the fairy to go on top!! :O:^O

We had a delivery of a few fresh creamy fings and home-made mince pies which went stale over the day, so have now been thrown out ;-):^O

[mallymoo0712]

[mallymoo0712]

try doiwn here bud

[dragon.smail]

Forgot to mention that tampering with the circuitry will only set off alarms in the control room and bar the person tampering from entering any of the cells and rooms!

Not that anyone is trying to enter anywhere by stealth, I'm sure that isn't going to happen with out trusty staff and the CCTV hasn't seen anyone doing anything untoward!  I'm also sure that the reports from the resident ghosts of the dungeon levels won't be mentioning any dubious happenings??

It would be a shame if anyone happened to be barred from entering their own cell or room and had to spend theirn days roaming the corridors along with the ghosties!

[buddababe]

try doiwn here bud

:^O:^O - Err that's fairy's job! It says so in the rule book ;-):^O:^O

Page 8, paragraph 4 "Fairy to clean what's left over!" :O:^O

[fairyfoot]

Ooo, still only green not edible Christmas Tree's for us Dragon? 😮 if I am good, and I mean reeely gooder than good can I have a choccie one pretty please, I won't tell anyone else, as I am soooooo quieT me. :-x

I will go to the shed and see Mr Gardener (has he got them muskels?), he has?, WOW :-x erm, just seeing if he has a pink pot for my pretty Tree when I get it>>>>.:-D

And as for being barred from my cell,:-( that's not going to happen as you know me, yep, I am noooo twubble, I 'always' do as I am tolded). (not like Bud), :O:^O oh no, I haven't got a norty bonio in my likkle body. :^O

Erm, bud, BUD, how come you got smiley faces on your fingerprints?, I not got any on my ones 😞 well, I didn't the last time dem policey mens asked me for mine, as they liked my dainty likkle fingers. :^O

Ah, you need a Fairy for your Christmas Tree? :-x lemmeee see if I can climb up there >>>>> jump Jump JUMP, wheeeeeeeee, nope, can't get up. :^O

Ah, like you say there Mally, that is Bud's job to go downnnn there in the dungeony bit, I will sooopervise Bud's Journey from the top of there looking down. I am good like that see. :^O

Pst, Bud, I never sawded that written in my roooool book. :^O

[buddababe]

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Ooo, still only green not edible Christmas Tree's for us Dragon? 😮 if I am good, and I mean reeely gooder than good can I have a choccie one pretty please, I won't tell anyone else, as I am soooooo quieT me. :-x

'Us'????............. Goes off to look at tree in cell- no green stuffs *PHEW! and Breeeeeeeeeeeeeve* :^O

I will go to the shed and see Mr Gardener (has he got them muskels?), he has?, WOW :-x erm, just seeing if he has a pink pot for my pretty Tree when I get it>>>>.:-D

:_|

And as for being barred from my cell,:-( that's not going to happen as you know me, yep, I am noooo twubble, I 'always' do as I am tolded). (not like Bud), :O:^O oh no, I haven't got a norty bonio in my likkle body. :^O

[fairyfoot]

:^O:^O:-x

Oo, it's high up here Bud from the cook-coo fing clock, can you help me down pretty please?, okay, fankoo, just if you lay down onto your back then I can jump down onto your big tummy, erm, well, maybe it's not 'that' big.:^O OUCH, I was only sayinnng.:^O:-x

Gulp, my rooool book out of date? 😮 lemmeee seee >>>>>>> :^O

Ah, phew, page one, paragraph 4, it says 'Every Saturday and Sunday Bud is required to make everyone a cuppa and cook all meals, even the Roast. wow, that's good, it's um, in your roool book too, just it ran into the back page see.:^O

[buddababe]

:^O:^O:^O

Had to go and see nursie cause of your inflickted damage - me no want to play cook-oo bouncy tummy fing anymore ;\:8}:^O

Nursie sayZ I have to play wiv people my own 'ikkle sizeS and not big elephant fings :^O:^O