Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

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Is Running Late Clasified As A Sport? By T Rainers

Have you ever seen a happy jogger? No neither have I. Says it all.

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I Dusted Once, It Came Back! By Watt Doidonext

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I'm Retired And Don't Get A Day Off! By Ken Istrike

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Is A Seance Responsible To Hold? By Hugh Snocking

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My Diet Plan: Eat What You Like, But Don't Swallow By Lou Singpounds

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OK Who Starched My Husbands Y Fronts? By Vi Agrah

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When Does DFS Not Have A Sale On? By Penny Pinching

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How Many Things Start With "I" Nowadays By Ivor Noidea

Stay warm authors and for those in the Midshires - god help you!

[vanjim50]

Load Carrying Family Cars by Ford Orestate.

[thesmi42]

Teach Yourself Glazing by Wynne Dopane

[vanjim50]

Engine Misfire by Campbell Titan

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The Sky At Night by Cassie O'Peer

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Kitchen Utensils (A Definative History) by Colin Derr

[vanjim50]

Britain's Failing Health by G P Shortage

[vanjim50]

Birminghm City And Their Rise To Premiership Football by Shirley Knott

[vanjim50]

Tales Of The Spanish Navy by Senor Cervis

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How To Peal An Orange In One Go by Tarquin Thepith

It's my 75th today so been a bit busy Jimbo. You've been busy as well?

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Why Do Postmen Wear Shorts In The Winter by Jock Strap

Any one really know?

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Primark: Cheap Knickers & Pants? by M Annds

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D2, 21, 98, 148 & 176 by Chin Esemeal & Ian Digestion