Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[lindum-49]

Going Through The Wall by Mustapha Baconroll


...cut down, not out Jim.....plenty of fruit and water...know that feeling only too well but half way through my left leg at the moment.......lightly grilled in a white wine sauce......

[lindum-49]

How To Reduce Your Waist Size by Dai A Titian


...think like a rabbit, act like a rabbit, love like a rabbit, then eat the rabbit.....

[lindum-49]

Weight Watchers: A New Pastime? by Celery Stick

[lindum-49]

The Wine Drinkers Manual by Vi Know

:-)

[lindum-49]

The Spirit Drinkers Manual by Al Kayhol

[lindum-49]

How To Start Exercising by Art Beatingfast


......and then it took an hour to assemble and one minute on it to realise that one is totally unfit...is one...still one must persevere...

[lindum-49]

Remembering PE At School by Plim Soles


...think that this is going to be harder to recover from the exercise than do it!....will try again tomorrow...just looking up Paramedics number....just in case...no pain no gain...B***********S...who did say that??.....cheers Jim and Jane....nite all...zzzzzzzzzz

[vanjim50]

What A Kerfuffle by Sheena Niggins

You are what you eat......I am a big,fat and greasy bacon roll.

[lindum-49]

How To Look Better In A Bikini by Kerr Fuffle


I am what I eat too.....I am a Lyons Treacle Lattice Tart!!! That's too sweet by far......just like me.....

[lindum-49]

Downsizing: The Dieters Motto by Dee Termined


...Come on Jim we can do this for ourselves, our families and the world of clothing!! Eat what you like...but don't swallow!!...

[lindum-49]

Exploring The Unknown by C Ingmytoes


...my god they are still there!!!...wonder what next??...

[lindum-49]

The Only Way Is Down by C Fooddiet

....see food and say 'do I really want to eat that'...

come on lurkers we need your support, sympathy for overweight 'threaders'....help make us THIN again....

[lindum-49]

Salvation Is A Naked Jacket Potato by Maris Piper


...today was temptation but no doughnut or treacle tart....yeeha.......tomorrow car booting at Cobham so early start providing no rain...set up at 06.30...can see headlines on Monday's Sun.....'Car Booter Eats Customer' if it all goes wonky.....stomach thinks throat is cut by the rumbling sounds....have a great evening all...

[doogleyboogley]

:-)

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[gazz4848]

*runs in and out again*..........

[cherry060]

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[lindum-49]

Gotta Leave A Title Or We Eat You by Di Eterstwo

[lindum-49]

Weigh In Day Tomorrow Morning by Mann Naked


Start weight: ??st ??lb
Today's weight: ??st ??lb
Weight Loss = ???lb (or stones....he he)

....car boot disaster today....pouring rain at 06.00...back to bed...09.30...open eyes.....brill sunshine!! Well there's always next year.....

[jjag16]

Kids Quiet by Dee Veedeeon

Good luck for tomorrows weigh in!

[jjag16]

Bringing In The Washing by Ray Ning