Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[lindum-49]

Only Low Fat Milk by Dai Atesheet


Hi imilkthecows.........welcome to the thread and my nightmare.....

[pixidust2003]

Bling On A Shoestring by Di A'Mante & Jewel Ripaste C:\My Downloads\Pictures Downloaded from AOL\SavedFromMail\image001MA9422513-0001.gif

[pixidust2003]

Sorry - Ignore that last bit - I'm trying to create a sig and failing rapidly file:///C:/My%20Downloads/Pictures%20Downloaded%20from%

[jjag16]

Stirring Times by T Spoon

Wow - havnt been for a bit - lots of newcomers - brilliant

[rosmax333]

The Boss Of Elf By E.O bay

[rosmax333]

The Boss Of Elf... By E.O.BAY

[lindum-49]

I'm Going To Be A Lottery Millionaire by Will Iwin

[lindum-49]

Not A Hope In Hell by May Benextweek

......Not With 09,21,23,31,40,45 & Bonus 08.......

[lindum-49]

Rewind on those numbers by Lynn really-Dumm

09,21,23,31,40,46 & Bonus 08

[lindum-49]

Maybe Nobody Will Notice by Miss Stake

[lindum-49]

Is There A Better Crispbread than Ryvita Out There by Morris Sons


...consumers I need help........please

[jjag16]

I Need To Diet by Dan Glingflesh

[lindum-49]

Today I was The Statue, Tomorrow The Pigeon by Sez Itall

[purplelilacpurple]

The Sound Of Music By S Peaker
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[lindum-49]

Its So Cold In The Office Today by Herr Conditioning & Ian Correctlyset

[lindum-49]

Four Days Into My Change Of Eating Habits by Noah Cake & Ginger Bikkies

[lindum-49]

I Wish I Was Somewhere Hot by Carrie Being

[vanjim50]

Looking After Your Teeth by Pearl E. Whytes


You will have to post another picture when you've become a seven stone weakling,Richard.Good luck,seriously though,chum.As an incentive,I will start dieting today.We should have a friendly competition to see who sheds the most blubber.I am currently 17 stone and 1 pound. I suggest a three month contest.Do you accept the challenge?More importantly,"DO YOU FEEL LUCKY,PUNK?HUH!DO YOU??"

[lindum-49]

Slapped Across The Face With A Wet Kipper by Mack Eral


Do I feel lucky Punk?? Do I Punk?? After tomorrows ECG I might just do me old mucker. 3 months eh.... but you do have a head start Jim.......cos I weigh in at 22 stone 1lb currently and can easily cut off a leg to win! Will take advice and come back again to take you on! Hunger pangs against hunger pangs....waist line against waist line........watch this space folks....we could get thinner by the posting!

[falcaozinho]

Elves are froms Mars, Elvines are from Venus By D.Elphine