Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[vanjim50]

Alcoholism In Scandanavia by Lars Torders

[vanjim50]

How To End It All by Sue E.Sydall

[vanjim50]

Enquiring After The Health Of A Menapausal Woman by Donny Van Ask

[lindum-49]

Early To Rise by Fox S Mating



.....what a racket just now! Woke up the neighbourhood! Air gun loaded but they didn't come near our rabbit............pity! Would have something to aim at!

Hi Jim....how was Devon?

[lindum-49]

Remaining Awake by Kate L Nowon



......and toast under grill..........*******ly wildlife! Still sunrise is starting to look good.......off on hols to York & Dales on Monday......

[lindum-49]

Smoke Detector Working by Al Armgoingoff




.....oops! Burnt toast.......How to wake up the household.......blame it on the foxes!!

[vanjim50]

A Foxy Tale by Denny Zonn
Devon was just fine,thanks buddy,though happy to be home.I am already looking at accomodation in Beer for our Easter break in '07.By the way, if the fox doesn't come back,there's always the rabbit as shooting practice!

[vanjim50]

The Yorkshire Green Cross Code by Luke Bothways

[vanjim50]

Professional Footballers by Ernie Fortune

Am i to assume,due to total lack of action,that this thread is dead?Is it pining for the fjords?Has it shuffled off this mortal coil?Is it spending time with the angels temporal?Is this a dead thread??
What do you reckon Richard?Is it time for you to exercise your little grey cells and come up with something,so we wordsmiths may stay in touch?
Awaiting your thoughts......

[dkregistrations]

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[thepaperclipchallenge]

The Green Mile by Stephen King

[onemorewonthurt]

What Strange Things Are Going On With This Thread? by Sue Pernatural

[candyass112]

my hubbys book just published..coding of a concrete animal....by paul knight:-)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/o/ASIN/1905886411/ref=pd_rvi_gw_1/203-4655166-7886336

[lindum-49]

How To Over Sleep by I Bernating




.......yawn........gosh that was a quick nap..........jim where are u......it's almost Christmas and I've just been made redundant after 33 years.....HO HO HO!

Merry Christmas Everyone and A Healthy Happy New Year

[vanjim50]

Just Like I Never Left by Amir Aggenn

Hi Ricardo.So very sorry to hear of your redundancy,old chum.It goes to prove that Ebeneezer Scrooges still exist in business.Still,i suppose your £250,000 redundancy package will keep the proverbial wolf from your door until at least after Christmas!!.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,AND A BETTER NEW YEAR

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Into Infinity & Beyond by Noah Weigh

Cheers Jim...........sorry it's been so long but funnily work got in the way of everything! Not quite the package you mentioned and no Rolex gold watch either. That should have been at 30 years but they put it back to 35.....ho hum! Missed out again! Could buy one on Ebay though.
Not sad to say goodbye now and take early retirement just after my 58th birthday. Seems there is a life out there as job offers have been flooding in already! Do I want to jump back into stress mode, not straight away. Need to do the kitchen / bathroom / write a book / and do the world cruise before signing on the dotted line again. I have loved this oil and gas business too much for too long.
Still time to loose weight again after Christmas me old mucker and if I get my paper round sorted out that will help. Hope your doing OK cos I now need to learn more about golf and bowls.
So from me and mine to you and yours have a good one and to everybody else reading this the same........MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HEALTHY HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY TO THIS THREAD AND ALL ITS READERS AND AUTHORS BY LYNN DUMB



Thanks to Onemorewonthurt all those years ago for providing a unique contact through this medium. It's been great fun for all those who have taken part and let's see if we can keep it going for a little while longer.

Cheers............ and if raising a glass or two a bit later on here's to all the authors! Well done!

[lindum-49]

Where's Me Presents by Cilla Brations



What do you get a thread like this for its 2nd birthday?

[onemorewonthurt]

Has It Really Been Two Years? by Omar Gosh

[vanjim50]

Carrying On by Warren Icethread

Do you think it possible that we can resurrect this old dinosaur ?.I suppose there are new viewers,so potentially new contributors,and it would be rude not to give them a chance.So..TO INFINITY,AND BEYOND......