Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[debsbtw]

It's A Black Beast by Monty Mondeo
What do I need a sig for, you know it's me

[lindum-49]

How To Afford A Fiord by Vi Kings



....wondered about the Laser plugs......

[debsbtw]

So Did I When I Saw The Cost by Lazarus Plugins


(bought some for son's car too (Fiesta) - his were just over £5, mine were about £20 - Laser Platinum Premium is what they were called - supposed to improve performance)
What do I need a sig for, you know it's me

[lindum-49]

Awake With The Larks by N Oisythings



.....bird song is idyllic.....unless their flipping crows!!!....what a racket this morning.......

[lindum-49]

How To Start The Day Off Wrong by Noah Toothpaste



...somehow Savalon just doesn't taste right first thing in the morning...I can tell it's going to be one of those days.......

[vanjim50]

First Light by Dawn Korus
Perhaps you'd better leave early mornings to those of us who are used to them,dear boy.Your much more an evening person,i think.But then again,so was Dracula and Freddie Kruger!!!!

Sleep well my friends.....

[vanjim50]

Birdsong In The Wee Small Hours by Miss L.Thrush

I may have a lie in tomorrow 'til about 5.15am !

G'night.To sleep,perchance to dream.............

[vanjim50]

English As A Second Language by Lynne Gwist

[vanjim50]

Ladyboys by Jen Derbender

[vanjim50]

Sweets From A Bygone Era by Murray Mintz

[vanjim50]

Exotic Animals by Sally Mander

Relegation for the once great Birmingham City.Boo hoo!

[vanjim50]

Off To Work Soon by Mo Greens

Later guys...

[lindum-49]

Car Booting Across The USA by Chuck Itintheback & Isla Sellitlater



......just the green stuff jim.....the yellow stuff clogs the blades!......hope your well........getting stuff in the car now and ofrt we go to make this months housekeeping......mind you £30 doesn't go far unless we buy Tesco's finest.....it's just not ordinary food it's......

[vanjim50]

Good by Ruby Tuesday
Clever, eh?

[vanjim50]

Exercise Your Way To Fitness by Jim Klass

[vanjim50]

Brewing's Finest Tipple,Ansell's Mild by M.T.Glass

[lindum-49]

Southerners Favourite Tipple by Stella R Twarr



...cheers jim......my round next......rain stopped play this morning, hoping for better results tomorrow.....

[lindum-49]

How To Stop Me Making A Fortune by Rayne Again




.....I have an idea to help those of us that are stuck with a hose pipe ban........increase the Bank Holidays!!....................it's chucking it down at the moment and the car boot field has been closed because the organiser doesn't want to pay the bill for returfing if he lets us all on it......where's me colouring book and crayons. wet playtime today.....

[vanjim50]

Summer Desperation by Mel and Callie Baby
We are just off to our local boot.Early rain has given way to clear and sunny skies.Hang on,and i'll arrange a northerly wind to send it south.

[vanjim50]

Southerly Weather by Claudia Zell

I'ts on its way Richard....