Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[bergkamp1974]

hide n seek by willie findus n bettie wont

[bergkamp1974]

bareback horse riding by major bumsore

[bergkamp1974]

bubbles in the bath by ivor windybottom

[lindum-49]

Bergkamps Interesting Book Titles by Sue Norty



...welcome bergkamp to the world of the authors......

[lindum-49]

Overcoming Fear Of The Needle by Ian Jection

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Bandages, Bed Pans & Blanket Baths by Ward Rounds

[vanjim50]

The Rise Of The Fifth Columnists by N.M.E.Within

Birthday party at home today.House full of 9-10 year old girlies.Up to 5 sleeping over.I have work in the morning.H E L P...............!!!!!!!!

[lindum-49]

How To Keep Out Of The Way by Ian Parkwatchingfootball

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Getting Into The Bathroom First by Ida Needtheloo


....why do they call it a sleep over when you can't sleep cos of all the noise......remember the last one we had - we are still finding the tomato pips after the food fight and that was 16 tears ago!!!! Had to take the 9 boys home at 5am in the morning!!! Or I would have called the Police!! Good luck Jim......at least it will only be talc everywhere??

[lindum-49]

First Up Makes The Tea by Polly Putthekettleon

[lindum-49]

How To Lay A Shed Base by Reddy Mix

[vanjim50]

How Do You Like Your Coconut? by Des E.Cated

[vanjim50]

Who Are You Pointing At? by Jess Ticulate

[lindum-49]

Shed Building For Begineers by E Rection



...get the base right and it all works......

[lindum-49]

Dark Outside But Warm Inside by Mustapha Leak




....ache all over from putting up my Ebay shed....great quality and under half the price of anything local....just right for sleep overs! Hope yours went OK Jim........

[lindum-49]

Happiness Is A Warm Duvet by Dai Vingbackin


....car booting at 7.30 today....just buying a bargain as usual......zzzzzzzzzz

[bon_dage]

Off to bed now by Justin Fromwork

[vanjim50]

Photographic Accessories by Len Scapp

[vanjim50]

Photographic Accessories by Len Scapp

There will never be another sleepover in this house.We would have had less noise and mess if the Mongol hoards had popped in for tea and a chat !!Absolute Hell on Earth.

[lindum-49]

How To Co-Host & Run A Successful Sleepover by Donna Aveone



...the idea should have stayed in America.......