Paddy sees Mick leafing through a load of holiday brochures on exotic places like Singapore and Bali.
"I've been saving hard, and I'm off on holiday in about three weeks ..."
"Mick, can you do me a favour, please. I haven't got the money with me, but can you bring me back 200 Bensons and a litre of brandy. I'll settle up with you when you get back.. In the mean time have a great holiday."
Mick sees Paddy in the pub about six weeks later.
"Ah, Paddy, I got you what you asked for. 200 Benson & Hedges and a litre bottle of brandy. Here's the bill - £192.00"
Paddy's head spins when he sees the price
"Holy Mother of C****t! Mick, you've bankrupted me! Where the hell did you go for it to come to this price? I thought duty free was supposed to be cheap! I could have got it cheaper in the supermarket! Where did you go?"
"Duty free? Oh, not. I didn't fly anywhere. Only Butlins, about twenty miles down the road." (Holiday camp) 
