marriage vows.....

[captainbovine]

I've just been told by a contrary OH who has the hump because he's tired (he's like a 2yr old when he's tired, oh how I wish I could slap his leg and send him to bed!!) that I should have food in for his supper that he would like.....even though I haven't a clue what he wants to eat!!!!!

Therefore ladies your marriage vows should be...."to love, honour......and be PHYSCIC!!!"

[twishy123]

Have you only just realised that Capt?......

You also have to know where he left the thingy...you know the THINGY!.....

Where he put his book down last.....

What TV station the film is on that he wants to watch but can't remember what it's about but the trailer looked good.....

and the list goes on....but we love 'em.....bless....

[bitsnknots]

I have a mother like that - well a bit.  She'll start thinking about something and then she'll start talking about what she was thinking about.  I haven't a clue what the heck she's on about.  I definitely need a good mind reading course at times.  My crystal ball is also in for repair.  Never mind.  We get there in the end - I think.

[captainbovine]

oh Chris you made me laugh there, I had a friend like that, she'd come in and start a conversation and I wouldn't have a clue what she was on about....bless her.

didn't I tell you he was tired, the booger has fell asleep now

[**towery**]

i find beans on toast or eggs on  toast  usually soothes the savages  brow

with a side of  bacon too

and they dont take that long to make

is he sickening  too Capt? 

they are worse than 2yr olds  when tired and sickening

[captainbovine]

to wish it was that easy Towery.....no beans don't fancy them, gone off eggs, would've had a banana butty but they're not ripe yet...my fault, he picked them!!!

nope not sickening (???) for anything, he's just tired out and a right pain when he's tired.

gawd! it's like marrying a 2yr old for ever!!!!!

[fishpieface]

Oh dear Captain, I know how you feel.  The other day I made spaghetti

bolognaise with garlic bread and Hubby said how really nice it was.

Last night, as he enjoyed it so much the other day, I made it again, as

far as I'm aware exactly the same as before.  When I said was it nice he

said, "Well it's ok but not my favourite"!  Well the cat liked what was left of it!

The other day I asked Hubby if he could put the car (his car) into the garage

for its service as he was going to the bakers (which is next door to the garage).

After a lot of huffing about how much effort that would be and how much time it

would take he eventually agreed, went up to the bakers and forgot the car!

If I ask him what he wants for dinner he says, "Don't know, you know what

I like" and when I decide something that he likes he says he didn't feel like

that particular thing today!  Honestly!

[fishpieface]

PS Captain, you have a message.

[ed_blackadder_1]

You would think by now we would know what to expect from men, but they still manage to suprise us with their daftness.

Mine is exactly the same, loves a meal then the next time you make it he says do we have to keep having this, even though there is a fortnight between, I also get the where did you put MY car keys, whose car keys.  Yesterday I got moaned at because I haven't washed his favourite sweatshirt, couldn't find it anywhere and where was it - in his works van, like I go in there!

Anyway he has gone out shopping now so gawd knows what he will come back with, has gone out for a length of copper pipe.

[rose2008-2008]

The BRAIN for the two of you is in your Body!!!!!!!!!!!!!.The mans disconnects when they become a couple did you not know that???. ((()))

[ed_blackadder_1]

Yup went out for a length of copper pipe, came back with a magnifying glass, a door mat and 2 christmas candles oh and the copper pipe.

[captainbovine]

they're all cloned!!!

[merc1_clocks]

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@captainbovine wrote:

they're all cloned!!!

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Somebody dropped a spanner in the works when mine was going along the conveyor belt

[the-geezer]

All meaningless....................... "things change", so those vows go out the window (so I heard).

[10phizz]

Good job marriage licences don`t expire like TV ones...........who would renew ? LOL

Mine says  "Bring something nice" when I go shopping , can`t actually name anything, but wants some !