gawd!!

[captainbovine]

this is becoming a tea time board, come on peeps, think of something to chat about.

How come, spoons, socks and forks always disappear in your house? how come you always end up with one?

[captainbovine]

I'm going to get my botty slapped aren't I?

[stan3502]

I have cream in abindance just in case CB so shout if you need it ...........lol

[ed_blackadder_1]

We did try that one night but it got very confusing 😉

[rainydaywoman11]

I slept for 12 hours last night - fantastic for me - mind you didn't sleep at all the night before.  Dreamt about having nooky with Brad Pitt - I wish.  Isn't even thinking about adultery a sin - going to the fire then me.  Sorry for the drivel.

[dairyview123]

Just wonderin what Brad must have thort of you doin all them norty things to him you starry eyed teenager! lol, its that ruddy orchid put that idea into ya head