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what talent do you have.......... was just catching up on last nights show.


 


at nearly 47 i can still do the splits.....and put my legs over my head........ 


 


then sciatica kicks in...............:^O


 


 


learned to crochet this past year....... but i dont think that would be interesting on tv.


 


come on you lot......bit of fun:-x

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Until I got my new hip, I could bend forward, put my palms on the floor and bend my elbows, while keeping my legs together and knees straight.  I can also bend the first joints of my fingers whilst keeping the others straight.  Talented hey?:|


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yeah CG


 


i can also wiggle my nostrils............ lock my fingers so they are straight...apart from the tips


 


 


can also make my eyes go in different directions....... bit disconcerting for the kids as its so random........ lazy eye


 


wow am i pretty.........:^O

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I can touch my nose with my tongue...in fact I am so freaky, I can clean each nostril...


 


I know...I didn't say I'd done that, just that I could, if the occasion demanded ]:)

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🙂



 


oh merc 😮 thats just creepy

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i can also stop my hubby snoring by shoving my foot in his back


 


dont think that would make britains got talent...:-)

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I can drink a whole pint of lager in one go without touching the glass, can also drink a yard of ale without spilling a drop  ......................not so sure I should brag about it though B-):^O



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I can drink a whole pint of lager in one go without touching the glass, can also drink a yard of ale without spilling a drop  ......................not so sure I should brag about it though B-):^O



 


 


oh stan brilliant............ you have talent:-)

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I can drink a whole pint of lager in one go without touching the glass, can also drink a yard of ale without spilling a drop  ......................not so sure I should brag about it though B-):^O



 


 


You have a BIG gob :O:^O


 


 

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You have a BIG gob :O:^O


 


 



 


oh merc you made me do coffee splatter

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i am not very talented like Tara i have learn to craft with felt( not fun on BGT):-)


I can also stop my oh from snoring with a swift kick]:)also i can sing but my oh and all my friends have a different opinion on that one,:-(


but my only real talent is i can do the Rubik cube but it takes me about 15 minutes :-Dagain not very good tv.so now i am stuffed i will not be going on bgt:-(

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I can't think of any talents I've got.

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I can't think of any talents I've got.



 


 


You are a fabulous mum


You are a great coach driver


You are one of the kindest people


 


 


So there 😛

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The children were playing Crazy Golf & Amy asked if I wanted a go & I said 'I am useless'. She came back with 'No your not, you can cook & sew' so I guess in her eyes they are my talents! lol

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I 'll join the talentless group.

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I can tuck my ears in, then wink and my ear pops up :^O


 


howszat?;-)

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Weird 😮

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I can make a spectacular prat of myself when I get muscle spasms and launch myself out of my chair,

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My son can lick his own elbows and skip with his hands..


 


he has also just just discovered that he can't do the splits in tight jeans!

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i can play stroppy's game.if i get cramp in the top of my leg.i stoot 6 ft out of the chair like a rocket .i have even done it in pubs and restaurants.i also done it a lot when i was very pregnant.i got o lot of very funny looks.

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