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well as it appears that Ed is on one .................... did anyone else eat today

 

we had Spag & meatballs with garlic bread



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Today I made a beef and vegetable pie, which I served up with potatoes.

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@wskneil wrote:

Ah well the pair of them will starve to death then  stroppy, seeing as it's the womans job to cook the food!


The woman's job is indeed to cook the food.  This has been recorded throughout history.  The man goes out to work, and the woman cooks his meal for him to eat, when he comes back

 

I have personally observed the truth of this.  When I was a child,  my father went out to work, and when he came home, my mother put his dinner on a plate in front of him, and he ate it, and was satisfied.

 

That's exactly how it should be in a normal straight household.  Healthy meals, well-cooked, and taken down naturally.

 

Of course in a gay situation, things may be somewhat different. 

 

 

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@malacandran wrote:

@wskneil wrote:

Ah well the pair of them will starve to death then  stroppy, seeing as it's the womans job to cook the food!


The woman's job is indeed to cook the food.  This has been recorded throughout history.  The man goes out to work, and the woman cooks his meal for him to eat, when he comes back

 

I have personally observed the truth of this.  When I was a child,  my father went out to work, and when he came home, my mother put his dinner on a plate in front of him, and he ate it, and was satisfied.

 

That's exactly how it should be in a normal straight household.  Healthy meals, well-cooked, and taken down naturally.

 

Of course in a gay situation, things may be somewhat different. 

 

 


So you are both as thin as rakes or rely on the poor old dear's in every local take-away to satisfy your hunger . Hope you both go out to work and earn a decent wage then .....................



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So you are both as thin as rakes or rely on the poor old dear's in every local take-away to satisfy your hunger . Hope you both go out to work and earn a decent wage then .....................


We can't go out to work, as I am too old, and my boyfriend got his back nearly broken in an incident on Brighton Naturist beach.

 

So we have to cook microwave dinners, and get deliveries from take-aways. But these meals are not truly satisfactory.

 

If only we could get a good woman to come in and cook proper meals, we have considered that , but are content to eat as we do.

 

 

 

 

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So if your to old  and your boyfriend is drunk and has a bad back, just how are you going to go and hunt the food for this 'good woman' to cook !!

 

Ladies form a orderly queue if you wish to apply for the job !!

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So let me get this right, he is an Old Gay, Drunk, Nudist beach frequenter,  woman hater, who can't/won't cook  then. Lol

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Don't forget the Aspergers.;)

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@malacandran wrote:

So you are both as thin as rakes or rely on the poor old dear's in every local take-away to satisfy your hunger . Hope you both go out to work and earn a decent wage then .....................


We can't go out to work, as I am too old, and my boyfriend got his back nearly broken in an incident on Brighton Naturist beach.

 

So we have to cook microwave dinners, and get deliveries from take-aways. But these meals are not truly satisfactory.

 

If only we could get a good woman to come in and cook proper meals, we have considered that , but are content to eat as we do.

 

 

 

 


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 Oh silly me how can I forget the root of all his rudeness . Lol In all honesty, he hasn't got a lot going for him has he.

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Not a lot no, but if that's all you can get.......... it depends how desperate you are I suppose?


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I'd rather be totally desperate

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I suppose he'd have to be gay. No woman in her right mind would take him on
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