My secret life .........................

[stan3502]

Now then ladies let me fill you in on a little tale, did I ever tell you that in my spare time I am an international jewel thief

Well there I was at geneva airport with a diamond in my hand bag and a sapphire secured in my pants whilst my rather large emeralds knocked around my nips when along came the biggest security guards I have ever seen in my life .

So all this time I have been away I have been being strip searched and interrogated by the men in high places .....................

What do you mean you dont believe me   !!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh okay then the truth is I am laid up flat on my back in the local hossie and I'm bored out of my tiny little brain.

Thanks for all the messages but this is the first time I've been allowed internet access as mr stan was under strict instuctions that I am bedrest only with as little movement as possible so he has been holding my gadgets hostage (blinkin meanie)

Sciatica kicked in big time again and just because they liked me so much they also gave me a pressie whilst I 've been here of ...........................norovirus Yeay whoopee thanks so much Maelor hospital.

Will hopefully be out in a couple of days now so keep your fingers crossed (merc in your case your legs will do lol)

will try and catch up with my messages as soon as poss but please bear with me xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ed_blackadder_1]

Oh Stan there you are, was going to message you later, thought you had been working too hard.  You take it easy that is so painfull, 

keep your chin up.

Missed you.

[cookiecookuk]

big hugs for ((((((stan)))))))

get better soon

[stan3502]

Thanks ladies .............you have no idea how much I've missed you lot and the chit chat xx

[merc1_clocks]

 Oh my wee pal...I has been sooooooooooooo worried about you

Now you do as you are told...we've missed ya loads...

                                                     

[bitsnknots]

Aww Stan.  I hope that you are feeling better soon.  I've missed you.

[twishy123]

*skids into fred to tell everyone that Stan is here*

fine...so you all know then...

pfftttt.....owt to get out of working......

ooooh I've missed ya loads just a little bit.....bit like a dog misses fleas don't 'cha know.....

[ilove2patch]

Glad to see you back. Just concentrate on getting better now.xx

[chickengrandma-2008]

Hellooooooooooooooooo  stan, I wondered where you'd gone.  I believe the jewel thief theory myself!!

Ok, so you're flat on your back with mr. stan holding your gadgets, well, it could be worse you know, we all might have come to visit you.  (I know that's why you've kept quiet all this time, but I won't tell them)

You'll never guess what you've missed while you've been away.....but just make something up, it's sure to be more exciting!

Hope you get out soon, and they take that funny coat off you, how can you type with your hands fastened behind your back like that.

Get well soon.XX.  

[calibra101]

Ooooh double whammy then sciattica AND norovirus...nasty. Hope you get well soon.

[stan3502]

Oh no CG their letting me keep the coat ...................reckon it keeps me out of mischief .......................pfffft in their dreams

Awwwww twishy I missed you too now come on over and let me scratch that itch for you .........................with me size six steel lined wellies

[twishy123]

Hmmmmm....just a thought.....

sciatica = flat on back,not moving....

Norovirus = deffo not flat on back.....

the logistics must have been interesting.....

*nurse..the screens*

[chickengrandma-2008]

And the pegs!  

[stan3502]

If I hadn't been so yukky it would of been comical , you try running for the bathroom when they've numbed you from the waist down

[twishy123]

not to mention the high pressure hose......

[stan3502]

Tried getting up at one point .........................I lloked like Charlie Chaplin after a night on the tiles bandy bendy legs and no matter how hard I tried my brain just could'nt work out how to walk forwards and not back LOL

[twishy123]

Awwwwww Stan......      

Quick get the mop 'n' bucket....she's on the move again......

[stan3502]

Nah your safe that one was just wind ..............................oh actually you may need a peg for yer nose

[merc1_clocks]

                                           

[captainbovine]

you mean you were in there last Tuesday...and I missed ya when I came to get plastered again?????

mind you maybe it was a good idea not ta get near ya if ya had the you know whats!!! oooh ya poor thing, take care Stan....

emeralds on  ya nips eh?