eBay

petitecalicocat · ‎05-02-2014

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece..

The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

________________________________________________________________
A bed without a quilt is like a sky without stars.

saasher2012 · ‎05-02-2014

Very funny. lol.

**********Sam**********

cookiecookuk · ‎05-02-2014

it struck the funny cord with me as i work in a home for the elderly and i could just imagine 3 three who would sit and talk like that.

.................................................................................................................
Running away from your problems is a race you will never win.

rose2008-2008 · ‎05-02-2014

OMG Looooool,,,ha ha ha very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

mepixin12 · ‎05-02-2014

ed_blackadder_1 · ‎05-02-2014

Needed cheering up thanks PCC

stroppy*cow · ‎05-02-2014

Absolutely brilliant!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll