I'm a bit speechless (which is unusual!)

[chickengrandma-2008]

We keep lots of chickens and we sell the eggs from a trolley in the front garden.  We get various people, mostly in cars that drive in and buy the eggs, leaving the money in an honesty box.  We were both surprised just now when a hearse stopped at the end of the drive and a chap in the full undertaker's clothes walked up the drive, got some eggs and walked back down again.  Fortunately the back of the hearse appeared to be empty!!

Hubby said he thought it had come for him,  a little early!!

[gorillaswolves]

Hello

Priceless

[saasher2012]

Sure they weren't touting for business , that was sooooo funny! .lol.

[rednoise2001]

Perhaps they where in grave need of an omelette......sorry...

[chickengrandma-2008]

I dig your answer!  🙂

[rainydaywoman11]

Sorry in advance, but he obviously got eggsactly what he was looking for 

[ed_blackadder_1]

CG are you sure you are not eggsagerating      (sorry when in Rome)

[chickengrandma-2008]

But he was hanging round a bit too long so we told him to beat it! 

[ed_blackadder_1]

Are you yoking?

[rainydaywoman11]

Oooh I like Ed - you're a good egg.

[ed_blackadder_1]

Aaaah thanks chic

[stan3502]

Maybe he'd been hen pecked into doing the shopping

[ed_blackadder_1]

Ouch!    Good job he got them then or he might have been boiled alive.

[stan3502]

Oh Ed you crack me up , seems a fair eggs-change as he shelled out for them after all

Dont' egg me on anymore as I all out of yolks and egghausted after work so....................

So that's all yolks

[**towery**]

maybe he wanted a few  for the  glorious revolution on the 25th may

hard boiled eggs

The Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May 

The 25th of May is quietly celebrated by the survivors of the People's Revolution, which ended the reign of Lord Winder. They wear a sprig of lilac and gather at the Small Gods Cemetery to honour the Watchmen who fell: Cecil Clapman, Ned Coates, Dai Dickins, John Keel, Horace Nancyball, Billy Wiglet, and (albeit temporarily) Reg Shoe.

In the Round world (following Terry Pratchett's diagnosis of Alzheimer's disease), Match It For Pratchett has called on fans to wear lilacs on 25 May in support of Terry

The slogan of the People's Revolution is "Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg!"

its in Terry Pratchett's  Nightwatch  book

[myraandjim]

that really made me laugh. we too sell our surplus eggs and have had some very strange things happen during the process but never an undertaker! Had a tourist knock the door to tell me that I charge too much but he would buy some anyway, 3 foreign tourists wanting 1 egg each and could I put them in seperate boxes, a camper van whose occupants didn't want any eggs but could we fill their water tanks for them - I could go on and on!

[captainbovine]

all white, all white...yolks over!!

It's my buffday on 25th May, shall I wear a sprig of lilac?

[rose2008-2008]

Haaaaaa haaaaaa CG,,,,,,LOL..Oh well dont know what to say. Im speechless too.

[chickengrandma-2008]

Come to think of it, we had a police car drive in for eggs a few days ago.  I'll let you know if we get a fire engine!!!

[stan3502]

What about the army after all all soldiers need their eggs