I know this is sexist...but a giggle

[merc1_clocks]

MALE Vs FEMALE AT THE ATM

A new sign in the Bank reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.

Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' *******************************

MALE PROCEDURE:

1... Drive up to the ATM.
2. LOWER your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Raise window.
7. Drive off..
*******************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

(Unfortunately, most of this is true.!!)

1. Drive up to ATM machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN ..
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to ATM machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.
25. Redial person on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres.
27. Release Hand Brake.

[rose2008-2008]

LOL LOL LOL HA HA HA SEXIST BUT FUNNY

[****merlin*****]

tis only sexist if its not true

and its sooooooooooo true 

[saasher2012]

Very clever& unfortunately in most cases very true. But mainly very funny! lol.

[the-ginger-ninja]

27  🙂

pulled into garage to fill the van last week, though she was running a bit rough - over a mile with the handbrake on 

[saasher2012]

Haven't we all done it at some point! lol. The difference is , we usually admit it. ( yea ! Course we do!!)

[calibra101]

Haha twas funny but I can spot a flaw there.You have to retrieve your card BEFORE you get your cash

[merc1_clocks]

 I'm the one that never quite judges it right...& am never close enough to a ticket dispenser...then I start panicking LOL

I've also driven with the handbrake on

[the-ginger-ninja]

my favourite  is not paying for the parking ticket at the machine and remembering at the barrier 😞  

Great fun when driving a whooping gert transit  complete with 'lady driver dents' 

[fishpieface]

Ahh but the blokes would be driving around in an unfamiliar location for weeks

simply 'cos they just will not ask for directions!

But yes, very funny! 

Have you ever been behind someone like that in the carwash, trying to insert their

voucher code into the keypad and then get back in the car, wind up window, line

car up with side runners etc, all before the squirty water starts?!

Then they panic 'cos their aerial is still up and they have to turn the ignition on to

retract it and they can't, oh the panic.  Or it the car is as old as mine, you have to

get out and unscrew the aerial!

I shouldn't laugh.

[bankhaunter]

Stereotypes wouldn't be stereotypes if there weren't people that fitted them.

It's missing one thing from the list, the checking the balance with several cards before deciding which one to use.

[stroppy*cow]

Have a car with an automatic hand-brake so only possible to drive off with the hand-brake on if there is a fault. I hate the automatic handbrake and would far rather have a manual one.

[the-ginger-ninja]

Stroppy 

mine now has an automatic release - frightened the bewatsits out of me at the weekend. Kids got in from my side and one of them stood on the handbrake!! 

Ninja jumping around outside shoves head into driver side foot well and bashes brake peddle hard 😮

In future they get in from the passenger door or I will end up featuring in the fishie one's thread 

[peteryola]

I once managed to get stuck behind a slightly raised manhole cover in a car park; it was an unsurfaced car park, so fairly uneven - didn't notice where the wheels were until it was time to leave!  couldn't go forwards to back up a few inches sideways because there was a fence and river in front of us, and other cars either side!  After trying to gain traction to go over it normally 3 or 4 times I ended up having to kangaroo it out in reverse, much to the amusement of everyone else in the vicinity!

[fishpieface]

Oh Ninja, you wouldn't feature in my thread for something unforseen and accidental

like that, goodness we've all done scary things that would have people saying, "some

parents!"  But it's the ones who are terminally stupid and have absolutely no idea

that my thread was aimed at.