THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[captain_feathersword_1]

Pint of rum please

[kal0711]

*Passes JJ lager and lime*

*sneaks behind only and pinches remote*

*hides it in ladies toilets*

God where's Molly these toilets are a mess!!!!

Karen

[kal0711]

Pint of rum for Cap,n

[captain_feathersword_1]

Thanks Karen 🐵

[onlyonhere]

Ah the ladies toilets where the seats are always down and a completely new range of machines on the walls to what we have!

[*jiggly*jugs*]

*runs over to the tv and cuts the plug off it*

[onlyonhere]

Didn't want to watch it anyway
Now who's for another drink,a packet of pork scratings and a nice indepth discussion about flower arranging?

[captain_feathersword_1]

Picks up Jugs off the floor


I told you to unplug it first :o(

[onlyonhere]

Nobody what a drink from the tall dark stranger with the strange fetish for remote controls then or is it the pork scratchings that are putting you off ?
*sits at the end of the bar watching the strange goings on with the woman on the floor still clutching the television*

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Gosh, I forgot about unplugging it first I was so eager to get it switched off!!!

Thanks Captain for picking me up.

Only, can I have a large gin and tonic please???

[onlyonhere]

Ice and a slice?

[captain_feathersword_1]

Pint of Gin & Tonic for Jugs


In fact make that a bucket.

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Yes, Ice and a slice.

Gawd, captain, please dont mention buckets, the bucket licker STILL not here!!

*stomps feet again*

[onlyonhere]

So that would be enough whole lemons to go lemon bobbing then?

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Nah, cant do lemon bopping, me boobs would get in the way!! 🐵

[captain_feathersword_1]

I wonder where he went ?

Probably met someone else and doesn't want to know us now.

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Yah hay

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Yes, I guess so eh?? Shame, he was mighty good at licking mine!! 🐵

[captain_feathersword_1]

I only want the 1000's

[onlyonhere]

Yep my boobs would get in the way also .Opps i ve said to much I'll get me coat.