THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[**major**tom**]

Thought all this was on Pete?:O

[captain_feathersword_1]

all beer is free.....

*quietly closes door and leaves them pair to it*...;-)

[terrier1000_needs_a_holiday]

this is where all the drunks are :_|

went to pub this lunchtime, but only drank coke :_|

[captain_feathersword_1]

awwww. pour ian a pint of vodka..:-D

[floozy*kel]

*checks ians temperature*

[terrier1000_needs_a_holiday]

is knackered, haven't had much sleep as i was watching my so called team lose on sky at lunchtime. :_|

don't know how i'm going to last another 10 hours :_|

[thread.puller]

[kal0711]

Arrrrrgggggghhhhh, I an I missed da main man, me dready brudda reggae:-(


Please come back soon, you have been sorely missed:-x


Massive respec' an ting:-x

[**major**tom**]

*Sweeps out last nights drunks*

*Quick spray of Mr Sheen (makes it smell clean)*

*Flicks fag ash out of nuts, quick shake and back on bar*

*Checks for loose change down back of chairs.....nuffink, tight gets!*

Flings open doors, coughs, bleurgh, fresh air.....

Ready for another day of fun and frolics in the Nags!

[kal0711]

*meanders in, looks at tom's half hearted attempt at cleaning*

*tuts, puts marigolds on*

*goes behind bar, falls over Lindi*

*throws her out still clutching her Vodka and fag hanging out of her gob*

*puts juke box on*




Oi Tom, any chance you could drag your Sean out of bed to cook Sunday lunch:-D

[**major**tom**]

ROFL.....if you wanna eat at 8 tonight it wont be a problem!:^O

[kal0711]

Thought not!:^O


Have to get Stavros to park outside then with his burger van:-D

[janey-hangover-queen]

Hair of the dog please :_|

[**major**tom**]

Oh good, the place empty.

*Slams some Who on the jukebox*



bliss:-)

[floozy*kel]

comes in slaps tom

walks towards jukebox

shouts to tom stop that crap or I will cut the plug

[**major**tom**]

X-( Just try it................X-(

* I can see for miles and miles and mile and miles......*

[floozy*kel]

you forced me to do it


SNIP

[*jess**]

:O:_|

[**major**tom**]

Calls amubulance for KelX-(

Doesnt worry about plug cos my mate is here to do it for free........

[**major**tom**]

:-x Jess, my lil slice o cheesecake 😛