THE BAR IS OPEN

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?
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Hello Cal, we are all just fine, thank you. Hope you and yours are too. Mrs H is a bit worried about Davy, being rude to folk. And that he may get a powder barrel and be blown out of the water. Nelson.
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Hiya Cal, double vodka, diet coke and tons of ice for me ta, xK
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Aye Aye all! No need to worry about me on this tide, cos I had got some nice lumber in Discovery Dock and I might be buying a Canal Barge with a hiab (Looks like im going to be a ditch pike as opposed to a pitch pike) any way the shillings are a plenty ! the wenches pretty ! the ale and rum is cheap ! (Capt Wetherspoon is a nice Skipper when you get to know him) The wench in the galley keeps winking at me...... PS Mrs H older the tree , riper the fruit.Anybody on board know how to play this old fiddle? (I found it in the bilges) Does the cat like salt beef ?
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Is this a pub or a shipwrecked island?
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I thought the Australians were strange with their cyber meals and drinks, but this is weirder.
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I'm 3 quaters through a bottle of red.


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Hello again, I came over to your boards last week and posted a thread offering water in exchange for some sunshine, xK
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any drinks going?
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Murphy and the rats have jumped ship. They don't like salt beef. They are on the Black Pig, in the Solent. Regards Mrs H.
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who's murphy?
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Well I'm here - where is everyone else ?


Cal xx
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Murphy's is a type of guinness Jo Jo
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the old Sloop has pulled out with Chief two feathers and the powder monkeys. Myself and crew are now on board. I am in the Solent, to seek you out, Sir. Davy Jones, Stand by Sir and count your shillings, Swamper. Hornblower.
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I only want a vodka - is this a play of some kind? 🙂
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I need some pepsi to go with the vodka
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After a long day in the Office, a man needs a cold pint! C'mon, where's me pint then? Stella do me fine.
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Hi

capt'n any chicks in tonight???
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any red wine open could do with one about now
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Any Footie on the tv in this bar
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