THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[amazingdave0_1]

Its nice when we get fresh meat on Board,Hope you've brought you own cotton,only there's planking nails sticking out of the timber's by the bar and Mrs H dont allow footwear in the Captains Wardroom,Have you reported to the Skipper yet? Cant pipe you aboard ti'll you been invited... unless you take this shilling.

[amazingdave0_1]

Would you mind just undoing that rope ?

[choccy_wuvver]

why is that parrot talking to me??

[major-tom-to-ground-control]

who is in charge of this tub?

[captain_feathersword_1]

Pops back in to see how its all going......:-)

sees some people i know ..... hides behind barrel...:-)

[nelsons-locker]

Hello Dave . The keys to The John B are behind the capstan. Power is fine but there are plenty of Tillys. Don't let the old sloop slope off. She's not that seaworthy. Murphy was a king ratter in old Pompey. But he just catches the odd one now . He leaves the top deckers dead. Galley is all clean and White Star. Food in the freezer. But nothing much in the bar. The rum's all gone. I'm sure you're still very handsome. Nelson is going bald. I'm just old and fat. But am on vintage footage I.O.W pop festival when I was young and beautiful. Hornblower still looks good, but he's so vain. All kind regards, Mrs H.

[cal*cal*cal]

Nelson - nice to see you popping on again .... how are the family ?

Well Sussex - its lovely to have you onboard - what would you like to drink ?

Choccy - just talk back, he will imitate your voice ...

Captain - its nice to see you still pop in now and again .....


And as Captain has popped in, the drinks are on him - whats everyone having ????????


Dave - undo your own rope and stop asking visitors to do your job for you !


Cal xx

[jonothan0]

Newkie brown and a pint of tetleys please!

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hmmm interesting....

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ive not been on here before

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nicely tucked up here

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so thought i would say hi

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HI

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pint of milk please........ well it is breakfast time

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i have to do this

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really i do so.......

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thankyou and good morning 🙂

[dizzymum1]

If I was a bloke, I'd be in the pub after work today, fancy a drink right now. xK

[cal*cal*cal]

dizzy ... bit late i know .. but what drink dya want ?

Its on the house !


Cal xx