THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[illavanuvver_ouzo]

Ahh I am not alone then,phew!!

[illavanuvver_ouzo]

maxi looks like it just me and you then,

*quickly making a coctail called"fire extinguisher"*

[maxi108dog]

ok angastora bitter, vodka, lemonade and a twist of lime ..whatya reckon?

[maxi108dog]

dont forget the nuts..crap pub this!!!!!!!

[mithrail]

er, could I have an orange juice please...

[captain_feathersword_1]

Now i know what has happened in this pub....


Someone called Jiggly-jugs keeps on taking everyone off to this new trendy bay called MSN's

[moderatorsfromuranus]

I've just had a lovely Cotes du Luberon wiv me dinner - wouldn't by any chance have anuvver bottle, old chap? Hic! 🐵

[moderatorsfromuranus]

I'll take that as a "No", then. Reckon I got confused & came to The Nag's Head instead of the Whine Bar :@))))

[*jiggly**jugs*]

Ah, now thats not strictly true Captain :o(

The people who used to frequent this pub a lot are as follows:

Captain - not on my MSN
Lindiloo - on my MSN
Cantstopt - not on my MSN
Reggae - not on my MSN
Cathy - not on my MSN
XLto - on my MSN but away on holdiday

Can you think of any other regulars???

[captain_feathersword_1]

OK i retract my accusation then Jugs 🐵

Want a drink ?

[cathy1939]

Hi Cap, I'm always dropping in,but I'm the shy quiet type so sometomes just like to sit in the corner and listen
Cheers all me mates

[maxi108dog]

very upset Captain still no sign of me nuts..cant drink lager without em..dry roasted please...

[thebry4n]

any chance of a double!!!!1

[blakeslebowls]

pint of mixed please captain

[hollyuk21]

hiya all

[hollyuk21]

mine is a large one please

[noodledoodlesophie]

where's the toilets in this place ... i'm bostin!!!

[maxi108dog]

Sorry capt someones chucked,have you got a bucket????????

[maxi108dog]

Sorry capt someones chucked,have you got a bucket????????

[maxi108dog]

ooh deja vu