THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Pmsl 🐵

You have to pay me for them if you keepin em!!

[toothless_troll]

Ok then Paypal ok? but no surcharges

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Ok 🐵

Any more drinks going?? Another Gin and Tonic for me please 🐵

[toothless_troll]

*slides JJ a bucket of gin down the bar*

Do you want your bucket licking clean again when you've finished?

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Of course I do 🐵

[toothless_troll]

Hurry up & finish it then

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Ok finished 🐵

[toothless_troll]

This will have to be a quicky because Mrs toothless has just been in muttering about housework.

Summat to do with cleaning a bucket, so I'll have to go soon.



Slurp slurp

Goodnight

Catch you tomorrow

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Nite TT - post me them pants will ya please, need me baggy ones for erm, well.........................I need em ok???

[Anonymous]

hi
is there a mediator here? i need to click on the clown! pleeeeas

[babybowled]

a glass of red wine please, if not then a pint of cider will do.

[toothless_troll]

FFS give me a drink

Nobody has any idea what I'm talking about.

[reggae_for_boards]

respect to ya TT,me avta tell ya,I&I ave dat trouble al de time,now if ya still about man what ya avin?

[milo_supplier]

hello there fellow ebay drinkers. I have a difficilt question for you all....what is the ultimate Google whack?

[onlyonhere]

snake bite give me snake bite

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Dont drink too much Only, you on a promise remember 🐵

[onlyonhere]

promise I've got more chance of dumping in the Queens handbag More snakebite and what ever everybody else wants I'm feeling generous

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Ooooh ok then, bucket of gin and tonic please 🐵

[onlyonhere]

more snakebite please

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Their all mad, I have come in here to hide 🐵