THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[captain_feathersword_1]

Hi Looby

[lushladylou]

hi everybody, im back for an evening of pure fun!!!, well hopefully

[lushladylou]

jj... u stoned yet babes??

[mslees]

My posts keep getting eaten >(

*plunges face into bloody mary, frightening slurping noises come from glass, and mslees lifts head to reveal celery stick balanced precariously on one ear*

Basically my housemates are threatening me by phone because they're not happy that they only got to swindle me out of 200 or so euro instead of the 700 they hoped to get out of me.

[mslees]

Basically my evil ex-housemates are sending me threatening text messages and voicemails, because after they tried to mess me around and cost me all the advance rent I paid I found someone to move in, he paid me all the money I needed and they won't let him move in but are hassling me as well.

And they owe me money.

On the plus side I did move out and they don't know where I live, but on the minus side if they ever see me I'm afraid of them following through on some of the more graphic threats.


Which word, jugs? Barman?

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Absolutely totally stoned...............

have just been fighting with a spliff - the paper hadnt stuck properly and I couldnt get the roach in, you know, when the paper all screws up in the end - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[mslees]

And the first post turns up after the second one?? What's up with that???

I used to have a snazzy cigarette roller to prevent those eventualities jugs. Lost it in a field in Pilton Mallet.

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Got a roller, didnt lick the paper enough, and couldnt get roach in, grrrrrrrrr, had to use screwdriver to open hole back up again..................

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Great..........on me own again

Oh well..............I have a good imagination 🐵 You there babe???

[lushladylou]

jj.. sams heads a mess, i might have to go elsewhere, all i need!!!

[captain_feathersword_1]

No your not. I'me round the corner here watching the telly.

[mines_a_tequila!]

JJ it's all gone pear shaped!!!!!!!!


Old threads are now up the top with no extra bumping going on!!!!!

[mslees]

Right, having made a cyberpig of myself downing that bloody mary I'm off to my new home to make up my bed and have a long stress relieving sob in my new en suite shower.

Did I mention it's en suite???

Been one of those days but it's almost over. Tomorrow I'll give my ex landlord a call and let him know what's going on, and if the evil housemates from hell get notice because of this then I will be happy. The karma fairy will have done her work. All hail Lady Karma 🙂

Must get my phone charger out of whatever bag I threw it in. All those abusive and threatening messages and voicemails have sucked out all my battery, leaving me with just a flattery *hic*

Night all... have a good one 🙂

*shuffles off out of pub, leaving all to breathe a sigh of relief that the miserable drunk at the bar is gone already*

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Christ Looby, hospital you mean??? Gawd!! Yes, all you need after tonight!!!

Awww hiya captain, you want Rum???

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Gawd yeah Tequila, I thought that, weird eh???

[lushladylou]

neils gonna look at him, hes got a hole and looks either pissed or got concussion, says he hasnt been drinking, so im worried

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Mm he needs to go to hospital Looby, sorry but he does!!!!!

[lushladylou]

jj... hes wobbling all over the shop, cant make me mind up whether hes pissed or hurt, gawd y me!!!!

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Just ring Rob, tell him you need to go to hospital and you need him now!!!!

[lushladylou]

well boys n girls i was looking forward to meeting you all but looks like im gonna av to eye a sexy doctor up instead, sry