THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[kelly2880_0]

You all need to go to AA meetings.

[captain_feathersword_1]

#1203 What for?

We are always too drunk to drive never mind break down:o)

[*jiggly*jugs*]

AA would be no good for any of us, you have to stand up and say your name to everyone, none of us in here would be able to stand up, let alone remember what the hell our names are!!!

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Not that I would know what you have to do at these meetings of course!!! 🙂

[behan41]

Be a bit embarassing standing up and saying 'my name is Jiggly Jugs'
PMSL

[captain_feathersword_1]

Hi.....errrm........my name is.....er...pete..and i am .....errm...i am...errr....I AM AN ALCOHOLIC. 🐵

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Er, my name is, oh er, erm, Pete, whats my name again, Karen do you know me name?? Cant remember it - oh and I cant stand up my legs like jelly so will just have to stay sat here 🙂

Oh hang on, thats it, juggly jigs, oh no, i mean jaggly jogs, oh god, biggly jucket, oh god, nah, cant remember it, sorry..............erm, hello folks, I am erm ME!!

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Best perhaps if I just sit in the group and say nothing - everyone can see that I am a drunkard anyway 🙂

[captain_feathersword_1]

As we are all here would anyone like a drink?

[mslees]

Bloody Mary please before I go and look at my prospective new rented accommodation... bit of a foregone conclusion really and I have my deposit all ready to hand over 😄

Have to move all my stuff out this weekend if I take it!!

[kelly2880_0]

Isn't it a bit early to be drinking?

[mslees]

Never too early for a Bloody Mary on house hunting day 🙂

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Right, well I really must get my backside in gear, got housework to do, so off for a while and back laters, take care all, dont get too drunk or else I wont be able to catch up later.

Have fun 🙂

[stardustallhours]

Oh for God sakes give us a Vodka just got jumped on over at Q & A pmsl

[*jiggly*jugs*]

There you go Star, mines a Gin and Tonic - you want a pint???

[stardustallhours]

couple of pints would do the trick please !

[*jiggly*jugs*]

No problem, two pints on their way!!

God we are dreadful in here, no wonder they call us all drunkards, drinking liquor in pints!!

[xlt0]

Thought I should start getting ready for this evenings goings on

[xlt0]

Where's SAS (see 1220)
I'm blond and super sexy so come take me to the edge of heaven and back hehehe

[*jiggly*jugs*]

OH MY GOD Tenna