THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[cantstopt]

Whaaat! When we're playing pool, aye, but JJ! Pool is not bucket licking!

[plum120]

oh bugger the chip shops closed...
never mind i'm getting me bucket licked so i aint bothered!!!

[*jiggly*jugs*]

*sulking now* Dont mind sharing, but, you not want to lick my bucket then?? I only good enough for a game of pool???

[*jiggly*jugs*]

#1164 Floosie

[plum120]

come on cantstopt round the back in 5 min i'll bring me bucket u bring the licking and another carlsberg for me, it'll give me somthing to do while your shining me bucket!!!

[*jiggly*jugs*]

1167 *thud* you flippen floosie you

Cantstop, she wants you round the back??

[cantstopt]

Ok plum, god, two buckets and a blow job in one night! I'm spoilt!

[plum120]

hay now no ideas i meant the back of the pub!!!
wash that mouth out jj!!!

[cantstopt]

Doesnt everyone want me round the back tonight! There might as well be a queue!

[*jiggly*jugs*]

#1170 Wash it again?? I havent got anything in it.........well not yet anyway!! 🙂

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Can you believe i got 4 slaps, for posting dancing baby 3 times, and roflmao once.

God there are some saddos on these boards if they are offensive pictures ffs!!!!

[cantstopt]

That might change if you steal any more of my tequila!

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Tequila, is that all you worried about me stealing???

[cantstopt]

Ha! My JD is safe at home! There's nothing you can steal from me! Apart from my wallet. And my clothes. And my innocence *sob*

[*jiggly*jugs*]

What innocence, I think that went out the window well before tonight!!

[cantstopt]

Aye, but I do have standards! Stiff, er, you know, and all that.

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Mmmmm right.

I think they should do food in ere, perhaps I should apply for the job, bloody good cook I am as well you know 😉

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Oh my god, I just saw, you said "Stiff"

Thats rude, me got to go, thats rude me dont do rude 🙂

[cantstopt]

Madam, I was referring to the stiff upper lip! And aye, they should serve food in here. I'm sure you'd be perfect for the job.

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Aye, I prepare the best meat and 2 veg in the land 🙂