THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[captain_feathersword_1]

Ah To much murphys last night then ?

[106jim]

hic! thanksh very much ladsh & lasshies hic!-must go-I'm due to put the cat out hic!...poor buggers on fire!!!!

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Gin and tonic please 🙂

[captain_feathersword_1]

*passes jugs a large G&T*

Pops another £1 in the jukebox


♪♫♪♫AGADOO DOO DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE
AGADO DOO DOO PUSH PINE APPLE GRIND COFFEE♪♫♪♫

[*jiggly*jugs*]

#906 oh god

*thud*

[cathy1939]

Hi Captain,Like the music,but how about a double whisky

[captain_feathersword_1]

Hi Cathy one pint of whisky coming up


Next track

Tissues at the ready girls.

♪♫♪♫ IS IT A KIND OF DREAM
FLOATING OUT ON THE TIDE
FOLLOWING THE RIVER OF DEATH DOWN STREAM
OH IS IT A DREAM ♪♫♪♫

[stardustallhours]

I'll have the usual please Pete 🙂

[captain_feathersword_1]

Bottle of Vodka coming up


♪♫♪♫ BRIGHT EYES BURNING LIKE FIRE
BRIGHT EYES HOW CAN YOU CLOSE AND FAIL
HOW CAN THE LIGHT THAT BURNED SO BRIGHTLY
SUDDENLY BURN SO PALE BRIGHT EYES♪♫♪♫

[*jiggly*jugs*]

Oh come on captain put somet on we can dance too??

[cathy1939]

Any chance of gettin some of that stuff your on Captain?

[captain_feathersword_1]

Help yourself cathy

Here you go jugs


♪♫♪♫ I SAW THE LIGHT ON THE NIGHT THAT I PASSED BY YOUR WINDOW

I SAW THE FLICKERING SHADOWS OF LOVE ON YOUR BLIND

SHE WAS MY WOMAN

AS SHE DECEIVED ME I WATCHED AND WENT OUT OF MY MIND♪♫♪♫

[*jiggly*jugs*]

#913 There you go hun

[captain_feathersword_1]

all together now


♪♫♪♫ MY MY MY DELILAH

WHY WHY WHY DELILAH

I COULD SEE THAT GIRL WAS NO GOOD FOR ME

BUT I WAS LOST LIKE A SLAVE THAT NO MAN COULD SEE♪♫♪♫

[cantstopt]

Bottle of teuila and some limes, please. And keep JJ back!

[heyupitsanotherron]

Bit early to see so many drunks.

[cathy1939]

Thanks Jugs,must say its a friendly wee place,and I can recommend your Herbielest Hic!!

[captain_feathersword_1]

Ok lets liven it up a bit


♪♫♪♫ WELL C'MON EVERYBODY AND LET'S GET TOGETHER TONIGHT
I GOT SOME MONEY IN MY JEANS AND I'M REALLY GONNA SPEND IT RIGHT
BEEN DOING MY HOMEWORK ALL WEEK LONG
NOW THE HOUSE IS EMPTY THE FOLKS ARE GONE
OOH C'MON EVERYBODY♪♫♪♫

[*jiggly*jugs*]

#917 Where you been??? *stomps feet*

[captain_feathersword_1]

♪♫♪♫ I REMEMBER WHEN ROCK WAS YOUNG

ME AND SUSIE HAD SO MUCH FUN

HOLDING HANDS AND SKIMMING STONES

HAD AN OLD GOLD CHEVY AND A PLACE OF MY OWN

BUT THE BIGGEST KICK I EVER GOT

WAS DOIN’ A THING CALLED THE CROCODILE ROCK

WHILE THE OTHER KIDS WERE ROCKIN’ ROUND THE CLOCK

WE WERE HOPPIN’ AND BOPPIN’ TO THE CROCODILE ROCK♪♫♪♫