Someone has been taking the p...

[sir_arthur_strebe-grebling]

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/mystery-newcastle-man-finds-stock-7693005

Mystery as Newcastle man finds his stock of Foster's lager cans empty

Foster’s lager has been refreshing Aussies since 1888 but they can’t satisfy the thirst of Jimmy Cragen.

Jimmy opened a case of the amber nectar only to find some of the cans were completely empty and the rest were almost empty with only a few drops sloshing about inside.

There was only one full can but that has lost its fizz and had no pressure.

The ring-pulls were in place and there was no hole in the cans that could explain why he was left gasping for another drink.

[electric*mayhem*band]

Well that's at least one drunken Geordie off the streets. Every cloud, etc. 

[al**bear]

Lucky escape ,means he can get out and buy a half decent larger now, instead of that guff.

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I honestly thought a barman in Hull was winding me up, when he tried to justify the daft price he was charging for a pint of that dish water by saying

"But Fosters is a premium lager"

after I picked myself up off the floor, I could see from his expression, that he wasn't joking