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The FIVE dead sperm whales that washed up on beaches in Lincolnshire are already claiming benefits, in another example of how soft touch Britain will open its borders to ANYONE.
“By now the sperm whales are probably living in a massive ten bedroom house in the outskirts of Boston,” said one hysterical man. “There’s probably some jobsworth from Lincolnshire county council hand feeding them squid and octopus at the taxpayers expense.”
Others have voiced concern at exactly how the five dead sperm whales, widely speculated to have come from the Mediterranean, will integrate into the UK.
“Will they even try and learn English, or will they just stick to emitting a directionally focused beam of clicks and creaks? And will they just lie there, dead and rotting, not even trying to look for work?” said one man concerned at the amount of dead whales that can come to the UK without a valid passport.
“Some sperm whale pods can contain over twenty animals, so are these five dead whales just trying to get their foot in the door so the rest of them can have a cosy life in the UK?”
meanwhile our own whales are probably at the back of the queue !!
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/01/26/soft-touch-britain-five-dead-whales-already-claiming-benefits/
Strandings happen all the time so it's not particuarly unusual except that Sperm Whales aren't normally in the North Sea as it's very shallow for a deep-diving squid-eating whale.
They may have been confused and also starving in which case any pollutants accumulated in their blubber could be released into their systems. Also sadly they swallow waste like plastic bags etc. that block their digestive system.
Pneumonia - I don't know about that, but they might have parasites that disorient them.
They are very social and tend to follow each other so unfortunately if one heads to shallow water others follow. 
And it is very shallow for a long way out from the coast over the saltmarshes and mudflats in the Wash (plus big tides that go out quickly).
I was very upset to see your link about that poor dog with every bone broken. Heartbreaking.
I can't understand how someone could treat an animal like that and cause it so much pain and suffering.
Not such a happy happy ending for the whales, what an ignominious end for such magnificent animals.
