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alex_stokoe · ‎16-05-2014

Morning Dudes and Dudettes.

Could someone please post a link to a step-by-step guide [if there is one] to show me how to post a thread on Seller Central?

Thanks

Alex

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If someone was trying to explain something to you, and said 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink', they are almost certainly trying to illustrate a point, rather than personally critiquing your equine persuasion skills.

richardmsstuff · ‎16-05-2014

Let's not - because then you won't be able to post anything. Mwah-hah-hah-hah! Oh no, wait....

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I should of used a verb

aernethril · ‎16-05-2014

LOL

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alan_uk@ebay.com · ‎16-05-2014

@alex_stokoe What's the joke? What am I not getting here?

puddlegumtwo · ‎16-05-2014

You're not the only one, Alan.

Bit early in the day for cryptic posts for me...

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richardmsstuff · ‎16-05-2014

alan_uk@ebay.com wrote: ... What's the joke? What am I not getting here?

The joke is on Alex, rightly famous for his quirky sense of humour and now doomed never to be taken seriously again.

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merlins_garage · ‎16-05-2014

alan_uk@ebay.com wrote:
@alex_stokoe What's the joke? What am I not getting here?

Well, it's ALMOST what you'd call a joke.

It's, like, the guy successfully starts a thread asking for advice on how to successfully start a thread.

See - ALMOST a joke ...........

Merlin (Tough on Jokes, Tough on the Causes of Jokes.......)

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Renee Descartes was approached by a Student of his at a party.
"Professor" said the Student "In the Sentence 'i do not think I am going', which would be the dominant verb, 'I do not think' or 'I am going'"
"Well, it's 'I do not think'" replied Descartes and vanished in a puff of Logic.

alan_uk@ebay.com · ‎16-05-2014

I thought as much, hilarious.

mercedes_parts_worldwide · ‎16-05-2014

Well DONE

not2sureabouthim · ‎16-05-2014

LOL @ Alan.

alan_uk@ebay.com · ‎16-05-2014

@not2sureabouthim wrote:

@LOL @ Alan.

not2sureabouthim · ‎16-05-2014

Hope you didn't take my post the wrong way Alan.I was meaning this post:

"I thought as much, hilarious. "

It really did make me laugh.

mercedes_parts_worldwide · ‎16-05-2014

Allan cheer up 🙂

alex_stokoe · ‎16-05-2014

Well you lot are no help.

If there is no link forthcoming as to how to START a thread, could someone at least provide me with one as to how to post a reply to an already-started one?

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If someone was trying to explain something to you, and said 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink', they are almost certainly trying to illustrate a point, rather than personally critiquing your equine persuasion skills.

alan_uk@ebay.com · ‎16-05-2014

Think it's time to move this thread to the Cafe, @alex_stokoe please don't open joke threads on our Buying or Selling boards, there are other boards that are more suitable.

Thanks,
Alan