The World ends tomorrow.

[cee-dee]

The World will end tomorrow............. according to the prophets of doom:-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/will-2017-solar-eclipse-cause-secret-planet-called-nibiru-destroy/

It hasn't ended on all the other dates it was supposed to end and it won't end tomorrow either.

No doubt the loopies will come up with some new excuses/reasons for it not ending?

[margaret*e]

Again?.

[cee-dee]

Yep, again and it won't end on 23rd of September either.

[fallen-archie]

See you in the morning then😀

[cee-dee]

Not if I see you first...... Ha-ha.

[littleme61_6]

Best everyone tucks into their last roast beef dinner. 

[margaret*e]

I was just going to say maybe I shouldn't bother making dinner today.

[cee-dee]

I'm having Chicken. (What're you having?)

[littleme61_6]

I have a wonky tummy so only liquid foods for me.

But, I can enjoy thinking of tucking into your chicken dinner  and what ever Marge is having. 

[fallen-archie]

Perhaps if you ask nicely CD will get a party bucket in with slaw and fries! 😀

[margaret*e]

We are having chicken 🍗 too.

[littleme61_6]

Wow, party buckets and more chicken. 

[fallen-archie]

This isn't a good time to be a Chicken😩

[littleme61_6]

Aww, so right there.. Maybe all could have roast egg instead. 

[fallen-archie]

Never really understood the gourmets love of chicken feet👀

[plpmr]

Tomorrow?

Thanks for the heads up - i'm applying for a refund on the 5 years guarantee i just purchased.

[dark_castle1]

Mmmm ! so is it really worth my while getting up at 0130 as planned to go to work and get on the road by 0300 to make deliveries to Mallaig and then Thurso ?

Oh and by the way we made it an awful day to be a chicken because that is what we had.

[dark_castle1]

littleme, not sure if you can get this your way but an old remedy for a wonky tummy is a bottle of kaolin and morphine suspension, tastes a bit iffy but does the trick.

[Anonymous]

Maybe all that chicken is going to kill us.........

[littleme61_6]

Ooo, best we write you a sick note dark_castle and then you can have the day off tomorrow. If tomorrow comes of course. 

My tum unfortunately is no longer working properly, so I had to have some operations on it, and now just liquid nutrition is given. 

So right you are though for anyone who has a usual sort of wonky tummy that kaolin and morphine is a great help.