The Alternative Fairy Tale Thread

[ronnybabes]

I'll start.

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, 
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!" and the Prince lived happily ever after.

He rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women. He hunted, fished, gambled, and raced cars and went to topless bars and dated ladies half his age and drank Whiskey, beer and Rum, and never heard nagging and never paid child support or maintenance.

He kept his house and money, and ate Curries and Chips and Beans, and blew enormous pharts, and never got cheated on while he was at work. 
and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and.......

He left the toilet seat up.

The End.

[rose2008-2008]

THERE WAS A CHICK WHO LIVED IN THE WOODS WITH SEVEN DWARVES. SHE HAD A DUNGEON WHERE SHE WOULD REGULARLY PUNISH THEM IF THEY DID NOT OBEY HER EVERY WHIM. THEIR NAMES WERE SHIRTY, LAIRY, ITCHY, BOSSY, SNOBBY, GIGOLO AND SMACKER. THEY ALL WORE BLACK LEATHER AND MASKS AND WERE NOT PLEASANT AT ALL TO ANYONE, CASTING BLACK MAGIC SPELLS WHEREVER THEY WENT. THE HOUSE THY LIVED IN WAS DIRTY AND THE DWARVES JUST SAT AROUND HAVING ROWDY PARTIES AND PLAYING HEAVY ROCK MUSIC. THIS STORY WOULD NOT HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.