My new Pet.

[ronnybabes]

Being now a single bloke, Ronnybabes now decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. Not big ones like his Roundy Table friends have, but something more manageable.

So Ron went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, Ron  finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
Ron took the box back home, found a good spot for the box,  and decided he would start off  by taking his new pet  to the pub for a drink with him.

So Ron asked the centipede in the box,

"Would you like to go 
down the pub with me today? 
We will have a good time."



But there was no answer from his new pet.



This bothered Ron a bit, 
but he waited a few minutes 
and then asked again,

"How about going  down the pub with me ?"


But again,  there was no answer  from his new friend and pet. 
So Ron waited  a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.


Ron decided  to invite the centipede  one last time.


This time he put his face right up against  the centipede's house 

  and shouted

"Hey, in there!  Would you like to go 
to
the pub  with me?

This time,  a little voice  came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time Ron!

I ‘m putting my flipping shoes on!”

[saasher2012]

lol. Very good! lol.

[right-then-petal]

hahaha nice one Ronny

[tommy.irene]

Goodone..

[electric*mayhem*band]

LIKE.

[blackburn_stevie]

It was funny the first timr I heard it when the insects were playing the mammals  at football. The animals were being slaughtered but then their manager saw that they only had 10 men on the pitch. So he shouted to the coach. "OY, Who's missing."    The coach replied, "It's the  Milliede. Only 643 pairs of boots to put on and he'll be right with you."