Jack the ripper was Polish!!

[joe_bloggs*]

The Daily Mail has exclusively revealed that Jack the Ripper was a Polish immigrant only ‘over here’ due to our overly generous Victorian immigration policy.

Over a hundred years of professional and amateur investigation has led the paper to conclude that the world’s most famous unsolved murders were actually just more evidence to hate foreigners.

A spokesperson for the paper explained, “Jack the Ripper would have been better described a Jacek the Ripper, haha!”

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“We been telling people for years that foreigners are bad, and now we have proper evidence.”

“We at the Daily Mail can only hope that you’ll never look at your local Polish plumber in quite the same way.”

“Oh yeah, I’m sure he’ll say he came here to be a hard-working member of our society, but the evidence now shows he is just as likely be a secret murderer of prostitutes.”

“Don’t worry, you can thank us for the warning later.”

Those working at the Daily Mail have hailed the exclusive story as a victory in the hundred year search for a good reason to hate immigrants.

As one Mail journalist explained, “For over a hundred years we’ve searched for the silver bullet against immigrants, and now we have it.”

“Just think, if we’d stopped eastern europeans coming over here back then, London would have had a lot more prostitutes in the late 1800s.”

“How many potential prostitute murderers have we let in since then?”

“What more evidence do you need to start agreeing with everything we say?”

I think therefore I am (not a Daily Mail reader)

http://newsthump.com/2014/09/07/daily-mail-reveals-jack-the-ripper-was-a-bloody-polish-immigrant/

[evoman3957]

Well He certainly Polish(ed) off a few.

[rose2008-2008]

Im very intrigued and interested in the whole Jack the Ripper Story. If i remember rightly they thought at first it was a Doctor who had boarded a ship to new york or something so he escaped the Constabularies clutches!!. Some even said it could be a woman!!! with a hatred for prostitutes i suppose. Or another theory that it could have been two people and not one who were commintting the horrendous murders!!. Its fascinating its such a long time ago but the case remains open!!!. Mmmm i wonder what they will come up with?.

[papko]

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@rose2008-2008 wrote:

Im very intrigued and interested in the whole Jack the Ripper Story. If i remember rightly they thought at first it was a Doctor who had boarded a ship to new york or something so he escaped the Constabularies clutches!!. Some even said it could be a woman!!! with a hatred for prostitutes i suppose. Or another theory that it could have been two people and not one who were commintting the horrendous murders!!. Its fascinating its such a long time ago but the case remains open!!!. Mmmm i wonder what they will come up with?.

me too , hav ebeen fasciante dby all thinsg crime for years 

 I found Colin Wilson , made  a very convincing case 

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1425635.Jack_the_Ripper

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[blackburn_stevie]

Fascinating write up for U.C.O.S.

[saasher2012]

Jack The Ripper has always held a fascination for people, & this is not a new theory, amongst others, have been Prince Eddy, Jews,
Masons, a Victorian Artist , one of the leading Victorian Surgeons etc, the theory bandied about was also as the murderer got more & more inventive in his mutilations he became more insane culminating in the death of Mary Kelly& the murderers suicide,( very convenient !)it has also been said that the victims that have been named were in fact not the only victims. Because they had no killer in custody & the crimes were never solved, these theories will continue to fascinate & intrigue .

[electric*mayhem*band]

There has been a plethora of Ripper suspects down the ages, but nobody has come up with any concrete proof or evidence.

Suspects have included Montague Druitt, Dr Neil Cream, Frederick Deeming, James Kelly, Severin Klosowski, Aaron Kosminski, James Maybrick, Michael Ostrog, Walter Sickert, Francis Tumblety, John Pizer, Thomas Cutbush, William Gull, and even at one point, Lewis Caroll.

I have delved into this in great detail, and have managed to unearth some unseen footage of the murderer in action, taken from Cinebox CCTV at that time. That murderer, I can now reveal, was none other than the late, Screaming Lord Sutch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHGSvoOADrA

[saasher2012]

lol.Another one to add to the list then!

[saasher2012]

Of course, don't forget the letters & the so called discovery of Jack the Rippers diary?

[rose2008-2008]

It must have been orrible dark and murky in those streets at night. Very CREEEEEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I dont think a lot of people smelt very pleasant in those days either. Half of the prostitutes probably had half their teeth missing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Why do i keep talking about teeth,,i dont know!!!. How someone can tear a body to shreds in the street is beyond me!.

Id love to go on that Jack The Ripper Tour in London round all the streets. Very Atmospheric!!!!.

[saasher2012]

Yes Rose, the poor were really poor in those dark days, a high proportion of the women turned to prostitution just to feed themselves & their families,many were alcoholics & carried disease & of course passed it on to their clients!.