Caption this?

[cee-dee]

Can you think of a good caption for this pic?:-

I suggest "Ugh, YUK, gerroff".

[aand2136-voqfz8yx]

Have you been eating garlic again?

[robbie_001]

My dog licks it's bits and doesn't have breath like yours  (allegedly)

[littleme61_6]

''Maybe my cooling breath will help to cool your hot flushes down!''. 

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Ta for ya vote but you ain't getting anything else.

[jd.linklater]

That's a bit too close Nigel, I can feel your boner.

[al**bear]

Je prétendre droit de cuissage 

[geo1pat1]

Don't be like that Diane!  

Blimey !     Angela Merkel never complained when I goosed HER !!

[evoman3957]

" I've had enough of blow up Dolls, I want a REAL woman ".

[evoman3957]

" No Nigel, this is not what they mean by fringe benefits ".

[john.b74]

Just one little kiss

[skypalace-uk]

"Sorry Nige, it must be all that beer you drink - I've heard each time you charm a

lady into bed Ukip off"

[tony4cats]

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@evoman3957 wrote:

" I've had enough of blow up Dolls, I want a REAL woman ".

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I've had enough of real women, i want a blow up doll.

[cee-dee]

Well that didn't last long? Looks like the pic in my OP was the kiss of death?

http://news.sky.com/story/ukips-diane-james-quits-as-leader-after-18-days-in-the-job-10605754

[al**bear]

Kiss of Doctor Death more like

[jd.linklater]

Looks like he is risen from the dead.

[astrologica]

Yay!! Go Nigel! 😄😄

[cee-dee]

Nigel might yet rise from the dead and take the helm again even though he says he won't?

[evoman3957]

Judging by the look on her face, he's already got his hands on her helm and it's the rising bit that she's worried about.

[skypalace-uk]

When asked by the press yesterday if he would take over the UKIP leadership, Nige apparently

replied "Not for ten million dollars. I've retired now"

In 'politician-speak' this translates as "Yeah, I probably will when the fuss dies down - will have to wait and see

how the land lies"

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