Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
@Anonymous wrote:She got that first one over the road. There is a real nice coffee shop, charges fair prices to everyone, no extra tax on having it warmed up.
We don't charge for having the coffee warmed up. Anyway, it's hot like the manager!
Good morning. It's a gorgeous day down here on the Kent coast. I'm in such a good mood I'm giving away free coffee to anyone who wants one.
Hang on
Right ~ I'm okay now! And take no notice of Harriet. The coffee here is fresh from the cafe across the road Brazil and of the finest quality. Toodle pip!
@Anonymous wrote:Toodle pip indeed.
Oh look! Harriet the bin lady has arrived.
anyway...........keep that coffee coming.
If you've got the time to stand there pulling faces at the customers can't you wash a few glasses while you're at it?
I thought women were good at multitasking.
Yeah I can drink with my left hand and shoot you with my right. Or the other way around if you prefer. 
