Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

  You're late. We're outa coffee. Wanna milk shake?

[Anonymous]

Noooooooooo I don't . Do you know that we actually don't digest cow's milk very well.................

[electric*mayhem*band]

(But steer clear of the

Cornish Pasties........

THEY'RE VILE ! ! ! ! ).

[Anonymous]

[bill-xxx]

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@Anonymous wrote:

Noooooooooo I don't . Do you know that we actually don't digest cow's milk very well.................

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We make it with mule milk.

[fallen-archie]

That Mule has Tourette's

[al**bear]

Tonights sing-a-long Song

is      

Sack the Wicked Witch aw the Wirral

all together now

[al**bear]

Tonights sing-a-long Song

is      

Sack the Wicked Witch aw the Wirral

all together now

[bill-xxx]

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@fallen-archie wrote:
That Mule has Tourette's

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    Yes, he likes them. We've sold out now but have some baguettes.

[Anonymous]

Not his fault.....he's got a new friend.

[al**bear]

Harry

Has the Judge told the EX to leave Rikson alone and she's not to get any more money from Him  ??

"Eindelijk een beetje rust na een stressvolle tijd", aldus Fernando Ricksen, die aan de dodelijke spierziekte ALS lijdt.

Volgens de oud-voetballer maakte zijn ex-vrouw geen schijn van kans om de zaak te winnen. "Het strijdplan van mijn ex bestond alleen uit vertragen en andere randzaken, terwijl wij alles op zwart en wit hebben staan en dit ook aangetoond hebben in de rechtbank. De uitspraak berust dan ook op harde feiten die door ons geleverd zijn."

Graciela, naar eigen zeggen 'strijdlustiger' dan ooit, liet vandaag weten in hoger beroep te gaan. Toch hoopt Fernando dat zijn ex zich nog bedenkt. "Wij hopen dat ze inziet, na alle bewijzen, dat ik niet 1 euro heb gestolen of verduisterd, en dat ze de uitspraak accepteert en ons eindelijk met rust laat.

[tommy.irene]

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, "Hey baby, I was driving to Bill & Charlies Bar to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff. The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death. I just managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car fell over the cliff crashing thousands of feet below and was blown into smithereens." Sam continued, "I was taken to a hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several injuries on my head." There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, "Who is Mary?"

[Anonymous]

Al,

I have no idea who these people are, but it said nothing about a judge telling the ex to leave the guy alone.

Only that  they (Rickson's laywers) have hard facts, everything in black and white, which are known by the court.

He hopes that his ex will see that he didn't steal a penny and then leave him be at last. The ex has let him know that she wil appeal.

[al**bear]

Harry

 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/will-terrible-woman-ever-stop-5155286

[Anonymous]

Al,

It's a sad affair, but divorces, especially if money is involved, are most often very nasty.

You can never really know what went on behind closed doors.

[electric*mayhem*band]

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@al**bear wrote:

 Sack the Wicked Witch aw the Wirral

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No ! Burn the Witch, burn the Witch....*sings the 'Esther McVey' song, while sticking pins in her effigy*

Esther McVey.    →   

[Anonymous]

What a glorious day!

https://youtu.be/9LdIL5WCso8

[Anonymous]

https://youtu.be/6bWyhj7siEY

[Anonymous]

https://youtu.be/CQ_jEzGUYDE

[Anonymous]

https://youtu.be/wvUQcnfwUUM