Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

It does't matter if I can spell or not...as long as you dig....;-)

[bill-xxx]

Charlie will be hopping mad if I start digging willy-nilly! 😮

She will dig ME a hole! :^O

[Anonymous]

Tell her it's good for the garden. Some times the soil needs turning over. B-)

[bill-xxx]

Hmm, that might work 😄 But then it might not. 😞

But if I dig up a load of gold coins then I could give her one. 😮 😄

*that should do it!*

[bill-xxx]

:^O:^O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NpQDNY8oeY

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/a97cOa2Sy9A

:^O

[merehazle]

 Please Bill:-D  And I bet you cant ;-).

[bill-xxx]

http://youtu.be/a97cOa2Sy9A

:^O

:^O:^O

All those tombstones! Every one a pianist! 😮

[bill-xxx]

Please Bill:-D  And I bet you cant ;-).

I tried, Mere, but the drug squad have a sniffer dog mooching about!

*I blame Jake!*

:^O

[bill-xxx]

These bar girls, eh? tsk! :^O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IQ0snWgef0&feature=related

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*pops in to check Bill is well-stocked with ice*

[bill-xxx]

Saved this from early July as it sailed past the Kent coast! :^O

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:^O

Whose gonna "cube" it then?

😉

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Whose gonna "cube" it then?

😉

Erm...guess? I'll give you a clue ~ she doesn't know yet! :^O

*goes to buy a little ice pick*  😄

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I'd get the larger size if I were you.  They'll be moaning otherwise, you know there will. 😉

[bill-xxx]

This should do it! :^O

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😐  I meant a larger ice pick!  Otherwise, you'll have to pay Charlie overtime.

:^O

[bill-xxx]

😐  I meant a larger ice pick!  Otherwise, you'll have to pay Charlie overtime.

:^O

Why didn't you say that then? :^O That's 'Iceland' I had towed in special! tsk! :^O

*overtime? collapses!* 😮

[tommy.irene]

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*kicks Bill's sun lounger to get some service round here*

A long cool one, please Bill ... and some sun screen on the side.